Fish With Friends

We learned of the most epic poo on the planet today when Connie told us a story of when she and her husband, Dan, found a pile of raccoon poo. If you've never seen this stuff, or have no idea how much they can actually produce, then you don't know why Connie's hubby got so excited about discovering the pile. Also on the show, we played a Halloween would you rather game, we asked if you hide your true self when you first start dating someone new, and Fish tell us all about his raquetball adventures. All of that and much more on today's show!

Did you know that we currently have a bacon surplus in the United States? Yup, we sure do and it's probably those dang Millenials getting their avocado toast instead bacon. Also on the show, we played the brand new game "who's this celebrity faking humility", we talked a lot about if it's OK to eat unhealthy in front of someone on a diet, and we learned who was the originator of the mullet. All of that and much more on today's show!

Did you know that we currently have a bacon surplus in the United States? Yup, we sure do and it's probably those dang Millenials getting their avocado toast instead bacon. Also on the show, we played the brand new game "who's this celebrity faking humility", we talked a lot about if it's OK to eat unhealthy in front of someone on a diet, and we learned who was the originator of the mullet. All of that and much more on today's show!

Have you ever had a cat spit in your eye? No? We didn't think so, but one of the members of the Click of Six had that exact thing happen to her and now she needs your help. Should she freak out? Also on the show, we talked about how Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin is kinda a messed up episode, we learned about a guy who is getting free beer just because he has a sign, and Fish discloses that his wife loses everything always. All of that and much more on today's show!

Fish accidentally swore in front of his neighbor's daughter (she is 12) and to her father's surprise, she announced that she has heard much worse on the playground. That got us into a hypothetical about Connie and Fish teaching Steve's daughter Charlotte how to be street smart. And then they hypothetically got her a neck tattoo. Huh? Also on the show, you told us why you are embarrassed to be a member of your family, we learned that our intern didn't know that Bill Clinton did naughty things with his intern, and Steve tells you how you can avoid ruining your kid like he did. All of that and much more on today's show!

Hi, I’m Steve and I’m a new Dad who has learned a lot of things over the last several months and I want to pass along some knowledge to you!

Each week I will be giving you some new tips for first-time parents and one spectacular Dad joke! So let's get to the tips!

Today's Text Question of the Day (If you had a magic wand and could wave it around and something would happen today… what would happen? And why?) got Fish's undies all in a bunch because your answers were "too serious". Yup, that's right, Fish thinks that you weren't having enough fun with your answers. So, he put an imaginary rule on the TQOTD halfway through the show... Your answers must not be serious, and instead they must be fun. Boo. Also on the show, Mr. Rogers visited an adult book store, Connie and Fish hang out with the guitarist from Collective Soul, and do parents spend too much time on their phones and not enough time with their children? All of that and much more on today's show!

Nightmare Fuel - Connie And Fish Podcast (10-21-19) by Connie and Fish

We had a very heated debate this morning about something that Fish sometimes admits to but other times denies. Is Fish cheap? He has an interesting situation going on at home right now with his Mother-In-Law's sister visiting and we need you to hear what's up and tell us if he is cheap. Also on the show, we had our famous Dance Party, we listened to some crazy things that kids said, and we play what's that sound. All of that and much more on today's show!

Happy Birthday to Steve. Happy Birthday to Steve. It is Steve's Birthday, so Happy Birthday to Steve. And for his birthday, our favorite pastry chef, Meghan brought in some cookies to celebrate. Also on the show, we asked if you'd sell pictures of your feet for money, we wanted to know if you could come up with a nice way to tell someone that they have bad lip injections, and for the Text Question of the Day we asked you to quit lying to yourself. All of that and much more on today's show!