Fish With Friends

It turns out that if you want to cheat on your spouse, you need to dish out some dough. Connie found a blog that laid out common costs for cheaters, like hotel rooms, gifts, dinners, etc. and tried to put together a total cost for cheating. We found out that it's probably not worth the price tag... or the cost of your marriage. Also on the show, we learned that broadcaster was one of the most stressful jobs in America, we heard a couple of crazy and interesting stories about Taco Bell, and Fish's mother-in-law is coming to town. All of that and much more on today's show!

Today we played a song at the end of our show in honor of a lemur who was a huge fan of Connie and Fish. This poor lemur passed away today and his two lemur brothers were extremely sad, so Fish had to do something. Yes, that may sound weird, but it's gotta be true, right? Also on the show, you sent us embarrassing stories involving your kids, Steve had a stellar dad joke in his Daddy Tips segment, and we learned what the normal amount of spousal interaction you should be having during your workday. All of that and much more on today's show!

Hi, I’m Steve and I’m a new Dad who has learned a lot of things over the last several months and I want to pass along some knowledge to you! Each week I will be giving you some new tips for first-time parents and one spectacular Dad joke! So let's get to the tips!

Beth called in and let us know that we were using it wrong and that Paczki is actually the plural form of the word and "Paczek" is the singular. If you don't know, Paczki is pronounced kinda like "poonch-key", and Paczek is pronounced kinda like "poon-check". Hmmm, that second pronunciation seems a bit naughty, so you know Fish had fun with it.

Today we totally got put in check about using the word "Paczki". Beth called in and let us know that we were using it wrong and that Paczki is actually the plural form of the word and "Paczek" is the singular. If you don't know, Paczki is pronounced kinda like "poonch-key", and Paczek is pronounced kinda like "poon-check". Hmmm, that second pronunciation seems a bit naughty, so you know Fish had fun with it. Also on the show, we talked about Connie's rage against some Angel Hair Pasta, we talked about Luke Perry's death, and we found out the correct number of times you should be using the bathroom each day. All of that and much more on today's show!

No, a baby didn't hack into our email account and actually steal our identity. But, during our text question of the day about the cutest thing that your spouse does, Steve mentioned that it is playing with their daughter, Charlotte. Fish thought that it was kinda weird that Steve had to include his kid in his answer, so he asked if having a kid kills parents having their own identity. You weighed in on the topic and had some interesting thoughts. Also on the show, we talked about how to communicate in the digital age, we learned that most people have about 5 hours of downtime on a Sunday, and we listed the words that we crack up every time we hear them. All of that and much more on today's show!

Hi, I’m Steve and I’m a new Dad who has learned a lot of things over the last several months and I want to pass along some knowledge to you!

Each week I will be giving you some new tips for first-time parents and one spectacular Dad joke! So let's get to the tips!

Connie came across a study done by Michigan State University that found that dogs start to take on characteristics of their owners personality. So, we asked you if that was true and we found out that it is not just true of dogs, but sometimes cats and horses too! We also had Megan and Pam call in and battle one another with their impressions of their dogs. Who do you think did it better? Also on the show, we asked Fish what it would be like if he had his first kid at age 60, we heard The Jonas Brother's new song, and we got back on the topic of dogs with a crazy story out of a Massachusets dog park. All of that and much more on today's show!

We learned something very important today. It is inappropriate to eat a hot dog in less than 5 bites. The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council just released a guide for hot dogs and they decreed that you should not take more than 5 bites to eat a hot dog. If you are, you are a dainty hot dog eater. Also on the show, we learned that Connie and Fish went to a combined 10 proms, we got the inside scoop on Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, and we revisited the weird family trees talk from yesterday. All of that and much more on today's show!

Wow... Just wow. That's what we said after we finished today's show. Started off normal enough, until the end of #Secrets. That's when we got the first call about weird family trees. We heard about sibling spouses, uncle daddy's, cousin brothers, and so much more. You'll have to hear it to believe it. Also on the show, we talked about how Netflix changed the ending to The Notebook, Baby Charlotte stopped by to say hello, and Connie won a crock pot at the casino! All of that and much more on today's show!