For most people, home is a temporary prison. Your wife (the warden), your kids (cell mates) and if you've ever been to prison, you'll find many other similarities to life in the slammer. You gonna eat that corn bread??

Money making schemes from the bozos who told you to baby-bird your kids to save on your grocery bills! Want to make fast cash in a financial crisis? Sell drugs, steal cars, start podcasting! What are you waiting for? Start hustling, baby!

It's easy to lose control when the economy is tanking but we're here to tell you "it's going to be okay". We've got some money-saving alternatives to toilet paper, showering and feeding your stupid kids. You may not WANT to listen to this episode but you NEED to!

Ever wonder why you like big boobs or why the ladies only like you for your money? There is one simple answer... Science! Specifically, biology and anthropology. We look at sex and what makes us bang.

As a parent you wear many hats. Why not add teacher, gym coach, lunch lady, principal, janitor and more! We're stuck at home with the kids and we'll be damned if they return to school even dumber than when they left!

What would you do with a time machine? Play the lotto? Change the course of history? Coach your mindless, adolescent self on how to get laid? ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Finding out that Brandon was a Boy Scout is funnier than Mel Gibson converting to Judaism. Also, emergency poop stories and the at-work masturbatory habits of your favorite two numbskulls.

Just because we don't take sides doesn't mean we don't encourage you to exercise your Fifteenth Amendment. It's Super Tuesday and these pandering nincompoops remind us of everything that is wrong with our despondent system and why it's important to vote.

SEX! The good, the bad, the bumping uglies. From losing our virginity to discovering new fetishes, we let it all hang out.

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins us for Part 2 of Try Not To visit JokeLand. We discuss Jackie's gig as the former head writer for The Howard Stern Show, his relationships with the cast and what not to say... even for the sake of comedy.