The PLL season just started, and I was going to talk a very little bit about last week's games, but Jared Bernhardt went and signed with the Outlaws while I was recording, so we'll talk about games some other time.

In this week's episode, I discuss what happened to last week's pod, the recent WLL All Star Draft, the latest class heading to the Pro Lacrosse Hall of Fame, and the players I think should join them next year.

From draft picks to midfielders to award-winning writers, everybody's stepping away from the game. I'll tell you who's not stepping away though, the people who make Oreos. They're still going strong. In addition to all that, let's talk about the big surprises from my college draft survey, as well as the one question that didn't make the article.

This week on Five Minutes Nonreleasable, one attackman joins the Boston Cannons, one leaves Boston (and the entire league), and one gorilla could absolutely whoop you and 99 other people.

In this week's episode, I welcome a new sponsor, talk about Josh Byrne leaving the Carolina Chaos, and try out two brand-new limited-edition foods. Also, this episode is twice as long as the podcast name would suggest, which is simply unacceptable. I'll talk way less and/or faster next time.

It's a quiet week across the league, but the draft talk is in full swing. I'm not making a mock draft, but I will give you four names I've been thinking about as far as where (or if) they'll play lacrosse this summer. Also, as promised last week, I'll discuss something dumb and non-lacrosse related as well.

I swear I didn't set out to make a podcast about the California Redwoods, it's just that they keep on doing stuff, is all. This week we got a Redwoods-Chaos trade, both teams' official assistant coaching announcements, and some surprising roster news for Chaos fans. Finally, let's close things out by talking about punching dudes in the face, then we'll get you good folks on your way. As always, thanks for listening.

This week's episode starts with Syracuse lacrosse, finishes with a tribute to Val Kilmer, and has some PLL coaching news in the middle. I feel like if somebody was going to do an impression of me, there's at least a 100% chance that they'd talk about these exact three topics. Also they'd probably sound a little like Kermit the Frog and it'd hurt my feelings.

There's a 4,000 character limit in this box, so I could pretty much just put the whole transcript in here, but I'll just say this: Boston needs a new assistant coach (so do a bunch of other guys), and the 2022 Rookie of the Year is back - and promptly traded. A little April Fools talk to wrap things up and we'll have you out of here in no time.

First, I tell you about the really short podcast I just made. Then I talk about the trade that just went down between the California Redwoods and Boston Cannons. Trader Joe Spallina, getting right back to business - you've got to love it. Also shout out to whoever came up with that nickname like 10 years ago. Anyway, I close things out with some amazing news, and then that's a wrap. Again, it's a really short podcast.