Five Things

This episode of Five Things is totally not endorsed by Minnesota State Senator Matt Little, a Good Trouble one time superfan. 

We hope you loooooove potty humor. Because Tyler decides to get up and make bears during this pod, and Jake and Rauzi devolve (or evolve) into straight potty humor and phallic emoji jokes for the longest five minutes ever. The McCullough household decided to be even more disruptive when Tucker barked for a few minutes straight. Eventually the guys do find a way to talk about something, so if you’re into coddling celebrities or conversations about family inevitably leading to abortion, the ten to twelve minutes of this podcast where things are actually discussed should tickle your fancy. Big shoutout to Kurt Cousins and good luck this season. RIP Kirk Cobain.

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Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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Brace your ears, OB’s voice is back! Have you ever wanted to know what snack food Jake and Tyler have eaten that Rauzi hasn’t? Have you ever wondered what it would be like if 5 Things tried to phone a friend? But what if you want to know who else YouTube is gonna punish for doing nothing? You’ll find the answers in this week’s pod! Also, find out our 100% tried and true, objective Top 5 list for the best snack foods of all time and hear our hot takes on CGI faces and the rights someone has to their face.

Featured in the Fifth Thing: “Rack City” - Tyga

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****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

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We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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This week, the boys try filling the OB void by trying their hand at OB impressions. Spoiler alert: they’re not good. Tyler and Jake are left in a pickle as Rauzi glitches out and makes 5 Things a Two-Man podcast for an exaggerated two minutes. Then Tyler leaves to wreck a toilet and Rauzi and Jake are left to Converse with themselves. We also contemplate the worst and weirdest ways to die and analyze Kendrick Lamar’s “Backseat Freestyle.” Also, OB is gone. Again. We should probably start looking for him now.

If you lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (Trust us, we can’t. Most of us shoot blanks) 

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We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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**The boys made it to 25 episodes! We'd like to thank the academy, Podbean, our families, and -- ah, who are we kidding, we did this all on our own. But, in all sincerity, thank you to everyone who has listened to any of our episodes or interacted with us at all, we hope to reach out to more of you as we release more amazing, hilarious podcasts!**

To celebrate 25 episodes, we tried to ruin friendships by talking about everyone's favorite Thanksgiving dinner topic of discussion: Abortion! Along the way, we learn when life begins and of course, how many trimesters in a pregnancy there actually are. Rauzi spoils the Game of Thrones series finale to Jake, we talk about hackers and music streaming, and most importantly, we discuss who the "Gatekeepers of the Internet" are. Oh, also OB is gone. 

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****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

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We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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NEW SEGMENT ALERT! The Fifth Thing is now an overly in depth analysis of sexually graphic rap music! YAY! Also, apparently Tom Brady is literally God. Or Jesus? We couldn’t really decide, we were just happy to finally talk about sports while Jake was gone. Plenty of life questions are asked, like should the president speak out more against white nationalists, how is biopic pronounced, which boat best represents each member of the podcast, and who is Keith?  Sit back, pour yourself a Bloody Mary, and please, don’t bring up Steely Dan.

5 Things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week we talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains.

If you lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (Trust us, we can’t. Most of us shoot blanks) 

****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

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We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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Twitter: RealGoodTrouble

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Do you smell that? Is that teen spirit? No, it’s axe body spray! And live from New York, it’s Five Things. Now, we hope you brought your juicy drama appetite this week, because topic 3 is a heated debate about coaching and parenting styles that brought friendships to the brink, and consumed 80% of the podcasts runtime. (Jake did the math) Woven into the madness were conspiracy theories about Lil Wayne destroying rock music, bad Jerry Seinfeld impressions, and deep conversation on whether aliens eat human children. All in a week's work!

5 Things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week we talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains.

If you blew lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (trust us we can’t, most of us shoot blanks) 

****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

Find the podcast on Itunes, Podbean. Watch the video version on Youtube. 

We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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Twitter: RealGoodTrouble

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We heard you liked Avengers: Endgame (obviously), so we decided to give you some Avengers: Endgame to go with your Avengers: Endgame review. No matter what “topic” each thing was supposed to be, it’s safe to assume it ended up being about Avengers. Green New Deal? The Avengers love clean energy. Boats and whatever Tyler wanted to talk about? The Avengers use those. Social experiments? The new Sonic the Hedgehog movie is a bad one...wait how did Sonic get in here? AND DETECTIVE PIKACHU? Not every blockbuster is Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. This is the Endgame episode. Be prepared for controversial fat (Thor) shaming, Jake being a total Jo Bro, and Rauzi inevitably talking about Mary Elizabeth Winstead when someone mentions his type. What was this show called again? E! News the podcast? 

5 things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week we talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains.

If you blew lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (trust us we can’t, most of us shoot blanks) 

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We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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BING* So the movie is about and old washed up art history professor who moonlights as a Armchair Detective, who solves a murder people thought were fiction until he uncovers a book that out lines the whole thing. Then he is forced to go on the run with a Jazz super group. This summer in "The Murder is T-Bone Walker"

5 things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week we talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains.

If you blew lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (trust us we can’t, most of us shoot blanks) 

****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

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We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

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Hey kids, it’s time to answer all those HOT questions you wish were never asked! Like which high school nerd was most successful on tinder, and who would bang a robot! And to top it all off, the mood is set by… a lengthy discussion of the preservation of landmarks? The one true fact about five things that remains is we are consistently inconsistent. Thanks for tuning in for yet another painstaking week!

5 things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week we talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains.

If you blew lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (trust us we can’t, most of us shoot blanks) 

****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

Find the podcast on Itunes, Podbean. Watch the video version on Youtube. 

We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

Follow our socials:

Twitter: RealGoodTrouble

https://twitter.com/realgoodtrouble?lang=en

Facebook: Good Trouble

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Instagram: @GoodTroubleOfficial

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This is a message from your leader and the best president ever, Donald Trump. I love podcasts.

My podcast is way better than this podcast. It’s the best. Don’t listen to this FAKE NEWS podcast about wind turbines, I am the leading medical expert in the USA!!! I’ve got to go, Melania is calling me. She made me hamberders and covfefe. YUM! *sends tweet, wipes ass, flushes toilet*

5 things is a comedy podcast brought to you by Good Trouble. Each week we talk about 5 things pulled from our messed up brains.

If you blew lightly blew air out your noise at all during this podcast please share this episode, and leave a review on iTunes, share us on Facebook, or tweet about 5 things. We really appreciate it, that is how our podcast grows, so please help us plant the seed. (trust us we can’t, most of us shoot blanks) 

****Nothing in this podcast is meant to offend, hurt, or harm any person or company. Take our words for what they are worth. They are not meant to be taken seriously by any means this is a comedy podcast.*****

Find the podcast on Itunes, Podbean. Watch the video version on Youtube. 

We are:

Ben Rauzi

Tyler McCollough

Ben Seigworth

Jake Heiller

 Follow our socials:

Twitter: RealGoodTrouble

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Facebook: Good Trouble

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Youtube:

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Instagram: @GoodTroubleOfficial

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