I'm hot and bothered which is no time to visit Aldi.

2018/19 tour dates are here

Dental procedures, potty training and religious cults. Plus my book is currently only 99p (WHAAAAT?!?) for the Kindle on Amazon - get it HERE.

For all my 2018/19 tour dates and tickets click HERE.

POTTY TRAINING IS COMING...

Tour announcement! Tiredness! Trips to London! 

Tickets go onsale at 10.30am today and you can get yours here!

I'm stuck in my car again, like Roxette but without the blonde quiff and Swedish accent.

This week I chat about my forthcoming toddler roadtrip, my boys turning three and a NEW tour date annouced at The Lowry which you can get tickets for HERE.

After a week's hiatus I'm back with more Grade-A waffle on first class travel, white rhinos and puke.

I shoot the breeze about snow and lament how bedtime stories have become a tad stale.

Coming at you LIVE from a Travelodge somewhere near Birmingham, I chat about the Gruffalo, World Book Day and have a special announcement about my FIRST LIVE TOUR!

Get tickets for my London Leicester Square Theatre gig in December here.

I chat about the Brits, photoshoot tantrums and the Winter Olympics.