Fixed That For You

So you've done it again...You've embarrassed yourself beyond all recognition. Good thing FTFY has got your back. No matter what heinous predicament you are in we are going to get you out. Whether it be squirting hot water sauce into your desk buddy's eye or saying the name of an outdated unpopular Christian hip-hop artist to some high schoolers, we are here for you. We also introduce a new segment called Fixed That Fan Fiction where we read some particularly bad fan fiction and fix it. You're Welcome.

This week the guys braved the cold wintery elements of Michigan to bring you answers to life's most baffling quandaries. Such as: what to do when you lose your swimsuit, how to recover from offering edible treats to strangers, and how to let your robot servant know you don't need them. This week on FTFY. You're Welcome.

The world is full of many complex scenarios in which a general education does not prepare one for. Good thing you have Fixed That For You! Your one-stop-shop to all things baffling. Things like: calling your boss old, just how small is Houston, TX, and impersonating a deceased canine. This is FTFY. You're Welcome. 

In this New Year, FTFY has taken a solemn vow to continue to save the world from its epic blunders. There is no situation to bleak that these boys can't help. Anything from squealing like a child to running out of toilet paper in public spaces, or making up scientific facts at a barbecue; We've got you covered.

Send in your embarrassing stories to [email protected] to have them featured on the show. Anonymity is optional. 

You think just because we missed a week that we were going to quit? Not on your life. The guys kick off the New Year late by bringing you the next hilarious episode of FTFY. In this episode the guys will discuss the interesting queries of: biopsy vs autopsy, misplaced flirting, and dominance vomit. Don't forget to send in your embarrassing stories at [email protected]. You're Welcome.

Like three wise-men bearing gifts of sage advise, these three boys will travel far and wide to offer their services to anyone who is in need. On this episode of FTFY the guys will solve cases similar to: cat-calling squirrels in front of girls, prowling neck-beards on a train, and getting so high you forget to not eat your grandma's gross German Chocolate cake. If that last one sounds a little too specific that's because it is. We take your personal embarrassing stories and fix them for you. Just send your stories to [email protected]. You're welcome.

Welcome back to another week of gut wrenching cringe stories. However, do not fear! The guys are back at it again to save us from squirm inducing situations. In this episode of FTFY the guys bravely face off against: ignoring kind gestures, yelling at your underwear, and "poop" stained struts around college campus. Thank you kind gentlemen for your service. You're Welcome.

Like brave firefighters running into a burning building to save the residents of said burning building, so too will the guys run into these horrible situations to save the poor souls involved. In the second act of week three the guys will attempt to fix the situations of: bad fan-fiction, community neck beard massages, and piano teacher fetishes. These boys are brave. You're welcome.

On the hilarious third week of FTFY the guys will repair situations including: messy dairy protests, divine homelessness, and bathroom stall invasions. Get ready to clench your teeth and squeeze your butt cheeks. You're welcome.

In the second installment of the second week, of FTFY, the guys will discuss issues relating to: co-worker corporal punishment, secretive gym derriere pictures and desperate job interviews. You're welcome.