On today’s train wreck, the Limp Lads congregated inside Derek’s small, but cozy, basement apartment, and talked about…well, we’ll let this episode speak for itself. Buckle up, because it’s a wild ride.

On today’s episode, Tom, Pat and Derek discuss show warm-ups, wild rides, New England sports, ancient restaurants, terrible alcohol, Jarrod was right, and how the hell do you eat wings?!

On today’s episode, Tom and Derek discuss their various self-defense tools, Jesus memes, the origins of regional blue collar titles, and a riveting story about a drunken mishap in the Old Port, involving a guy named Tiny and his many trunk beers. Enjoy!

We had a pilot...and then we didn't. So, here we are with our first ever episode that is actually our second episode.

On this here inaugural installment of Flaccid Functionality, The Limp Lads talk about septic tanks, the guy that's stealing all the placenta, Easter festivities, where you hid your porn, as well as a guest appearance from Derek's dad!

Stay soft, friends.