College football is officially back, and so is our complete lack of research. We break down Notre Dame vs. Wisconsin, the chaos of NCAA football, and Michigan’s ongoing commitment to making things way harder than they need to be.
Then it’s Browns news, fantasy football draft talk, and a reminder that Cleveland’s true heroes might actually be the Guardians, shoutout Rocchio and Bazzana for keeping us emotionally invested in baseball.
F1 rolls into Monza, the Temple of Speed, where Antonelli gets the win, Gasly grabs pole, and apparently everyone else gets a participation trophy and a reason to cry.
We also settle one of the most important debates of our generation: What’s harder to clean, a Pyrex baking dish or a broiler pan? Scientists have been notified.
And finally, Rich’s journey toward Stein Holding States glory continues. Is this athletic training? Absolutely not. Is it the most important thing happening in Colorado? Also absolutely not. But we’re doing it anyway.
Plus, Banger of the Week, questionable opinions, bad predictions, and the usual Flagrant Foul nonsense.