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Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s heroic rescue of a squirrel, Brandon’s awesome video game currently in development, and Chuck Norris. We also briefly review the new animated show “Crossing Swords" and continue our awkward hunt for sponsors.
Links:
Chuck Norris’s batch: https://images.app.goo.gl/KH6hPC3yzgU3kFx46
Drunk Guy in Liquor Store: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTCWLjuBzQ
Drunk Guy Falls on Fence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0
"They Eat The Poo Poo" (Pastor Martin Ssempa on Homosexuality): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8AVyZ3Vdoc

Brandon and Sarah test their new mics and dabble in ASMR, triggering the auditorily sensitive with their candy sucking antics, including the Atomic Fireball. They tackle important issues such as the Gobstopper vs. Jawbreaker debate, banana flavored sweets, Nutter Butters (yes or no?), and they nearly come to blows over the pronunciation of the name “Doherty.”

Another recording from the archives (well, a couple months ago). Brandon and Sarah mock Trump, Brandon shows off his Trump and Arnold impressions (31:25, 34:00, 48:00), we talk about home remedies gone wrong, our mutual dislike of David Letterman, the pros and cons of sticking certain items up our noses, and argue about whether Sarah is over caffeinated.

Brandon and Sarah choose which foods to live on for the rest of their lives and talk about whose butt they’d rather kiss: Donald Trump's or Kim Jung Un’s.

Brandon and Sarah get a bit prickly with each other, but it’s all in good fun (kinda) as they discuss their favorite snacks, shoving things in forbidden places, and the ethics of kickin’ slugs.

Brandon and Sarah learn why you never record on an empty stomach, as they cover pizza, treating depression with donuts (not really), pizza, other junk foods, Charlie the manic dog, pizza, horrible bathroom sprays, and pizza. (Apologies for the coughs and sniffles - we were getting over a cold.)

Hope you don’t mind something from the archives - well, from a few months ago. Brandon and Sarah talk explosive diarrhea, horrible eye injuries, and groinal mishaps.

Brandon and Sarah talk about how they met, Brandon’s hatred of Michaelsoft, their mutual love of ASMR, duck vs. Dorito near death experiences, and Brandon’s unique experience with dump lollipops.

Brandon and Sarah critique “A Quiet Place” (spoilers!), discuss some other horror favorites, endorse a pen in the vain hope of hooking their first sponsor, and talk about their dorky animals.

More extra bits! Brandon and Sarah are all over the map, talking about why dealerships suck, Sarah being difficult at Starbucks, gross bugs (again), and whether ducks have fur.