He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. It's GEORGE WASHINGTON, and he's followed by a couple of KNOX's KLAY WORLD toons! On this episode Alex and Tom talk about Hamilton, deadpan comedy, and who invented cocaine. Video links in the show notes.

It's our girthiest episode yet, as artist and writer BitterKarella joins Alex and Tom for three dated dalliances. MR. WONG is racist garbage, I WANT A FAT BABE is a fetish anthem, and DRAINING THE LIZARD ON A DEAD GAY WIZARD is the apotheosis of Harry Potter fandom snark. This episode isn't one for your gran! Video links in the show notes.

Alex and Tom charge their ki blasts for a double dose of anime goodness this episode, as BRUTALITY throws some punches and LEETSTREET BOYS - YURI THE ONLY ONE gets shoved into a locker. Also, some downright therapeutic emails from listeners like you! Video links in the show notes.

Grab your sonic screwdrivers, because on this monster-sized episode Tom and Alex are joined by Grant for DOCTOR WHO: SCREAM OF THE SHALKA! An official BBC production, this aborted series reboot has a special place in sci-fi history, and we have a lot to say about it. Allons-y! Video links in the show notes.

On this quarantined episode, Alex and Tom get metal with LOBSTER MAGNET, get surprised by THE LAZER COLLECTION, and give DR. MARIO a thorough check-up. You'll never guess who has a beloved cartoon series now! Stay safe everyone. Video links in the show notes.

After a societal-collapse hiatus, FITP returns with the beloved WEEBL AND BOB, then gets alt-rocky with the ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA. Tom and Alex talk about butter, disappointing internet personalities, and nu-metal superstars. Stay safe everyone, and wash your hands! Video links in the show notes.

In one of our most Gamer episodes yet, Alex schools Tom on Master Chief lore in THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HALO. Then, finally, we get to watch ARFENHOUSE TEH MOVIE 3. Plus, more fun stories from you Flashketeers! Video links in the show notes.

A couple of great little toons this episode, as we spar with ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION II and rock out to the beautiful ballad GONADS AND STRIFE. Plus, some great emails from Flasketeers like you! On this episode, Alex and Tom have opinions about Americans. Video links in the show notes.

Blue gamer dog and friend of the show Micolithe joins the podcast for this XXL quartet of furries, violence, and videogame memes. We've got ROSES ARE RED, GENDER-NEUTRAL, THE PEOPLE'S MARIO, and the much-requested CRAB BATTLE! Also, Alex and Tom earn 31 internets. Video links in the show notes.

Alex and Tom are a bit late to get into the holiday spirit this year, but there's still time left in 2019 to look back at some classic Xmas toons! We fill our stockings with PERFECT KIRBY: XMAS EVE, EDDSWORLD XMAS 05, CAROL OF THE ROBOTS and, uh... ROAST SANTA. There's always a lump of coal for the naughty children... Oh, and this episode's comment sections are an absolute goldmine! Video links in the show notes.