This long overdue episode features one of my dearest friends, and first female guest, Bec. We talk about a lot of things, children, setting up a business, horror films, music, shitting in tree stumps (although that was post-recording so I’ll try and coax it out of her again for next time, the story, not shit) and just generally have a giggle. You can see her projects on Instagram at https://instagram.com/blackravenflorist?utm_medium=copy_link and on Facebook at https://m.facebook.com/blackravenfreelance/. Thank you for listening.

My friend Keith and I, talk nicknames, trigger warnings, rugby hooliganism (or lack thereof), and post-pandemic plans. Check out Keith Duncan Photography on Instagram at keith_snake_duncan.

Today’s solo effort was brought to you by an absolute weapon of stupidity. I talk about my technical ineptitude, my absentee guest, an unfortunate incident involving a chilli seed and some more tales from Toulouse. Ads: For all your automotive service requirements, call Moe at Fin Finty Tint and, should you be in the North East of Scotland and find that your grass needs cutting or your thick bush needs brought under control, check out Green Grass & Son on FB to get a quote.

We discuss recruitment, heart-attacks, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, Operation Beast Mode, we say f**k...a lot, career choices and a heap of other stuff. His website is stevieb.net (unsurprisingly) and he is also on Twitch and most other social media outlets. This episode is sponsored by the letter F.

Del is a musician, being a guitarist in the tribute band, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Carpets, and in this episode, we talked about more RAF detachment antics, gigging with his former band, Definitely Oasis and how he became the most powerful evil emperor on 111 squadron. I also deal with a minor technical issue. You can find the High Flying Carpets Facebook page at, www.Facebook.com/nghfc. Here you can find gig and ticket details for upcoming shows. Hope you enjoy!

My friend Greig and I talk about how lucky he was (and is) especially when it came to getting great seats at gigs, his new career as a streamer and how he came to become one hell of a photographer...shame he’s a ginger. His Twitch channel can be found at twitch.tv/k46sleepwalker

More detachment tales, a truck service gone wrong and why Spud, from Trainspotting, would be shite at fitting cooncil telly.

I chat to my mate Camel about plooks and t’aints and homeopathic medicine and soggy wantons...and a whole host of other things. Please forgive the echo on my part, I really hope it doesn’t detract too much from the episode. I hope you enjoy the chat and have a great rest of your weekend.

What else can you do when a guest unexpectedly cancels last-minute? You talk about bum-holes and sharting yourself, that’s what. And I wonder why I’ve no sponsors yet??

I learned lots of things in this episode, things like, that the Bearded Villains (https://www.beardedvillains.com/bearded-villains-our-club-est-2014) are NOT a biker gang, and that I’m not the only one that’s a fan of a comedy penis. In fact, there are lots of us. What a relief! Hope you enjoy! (Also, check out Sam Hubbard on Instagram at, https://instagram.com/sam_hubbard_artist?igshid=to5szsbye2ou. There’s some cool shit there.)