Freight train, freight train, go so fast . . . Wes Anderson broke our hearts again. Who gives the best performance in a bonkers cast? What layer of the story touched us the most? Plus: Evan forgets what a crater is called.

We think you'll find page 47 of this podcast interesting . . . maybe even life-altering. How wild is the Ed Harris performance here? Where's the third one? Plus: how does this movie relate to 9/11?

Evan and Chip are hopping in a car (or covered wagon, or train, or explosive-laden boat) and heading to the Pacific Northwest with the films of Kelly Reichardt. What are the challenges and joys of slow cinema? We confront our own social fears. Plus: is ranking these movies a fool's exercise?

Fortunately for our listeners, this podcast is not full of shoddy manufacturing and left to rot, incessantly humming, in a warehouse. What sets BLACKBERRY apart from the recent trend of product-biopic-advertisement hybrid movies? Is Glenn Howerton actually bald? Do we wish we were from Waterloo? Plus: what does the type of phone you had in high school say about you?

No, this movie is not about our sacred and revered duties as podcasters, but we forgive you if the title led you to think so. Evan clarifies his position on Pedro Pascal. There are a lot of movies in this movie. Plus: a random tangent on THE FLASH, and what do we think Nick Cage's mindset was in making this movie?

Fire up the griddle for some midnight pancakes with us. Why don't people respect Nancy Meyers? Is this Jack's best work of the century? Plus: Chip wants to fuck everyone in this movie.

Strap on your stillsuits and remember the slow blade: we're back on Arrakis. What's on our wishlist for Part 2? These movies have a lot of actors. Is Oscar Isaac in the wrong role? Plus: we celebrate a slow-paced blockbuster.

From Boston to Oregon and back: we're talking about Ben Affleck's directorial efforts. Do we classify Ben as an auteur? Are we suckers for capitalist propaganda? Why isn't Casey in more of these movies? Plus: YA THINK YA BETTER THAN ME?

SPOILERS: We open the door to answer M. Night Shyamalan's newest query of love, death, and the apocalypse. Dave Bautista, huh? Why give this movie an R rating? We've all read the Bible, right? Plus: Jed loves bad analogies.

Dudes rock - but which dudes rock hardest? It's our follow up to five actresses (right now). Does the hotness of these actors matter? Will our lists have any crossover? Plus: HOW many of these guys are in GLADIATOR 2 and HEAT 2?