Flogs Podcast

Flogs Podcast

By Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim FlogginsComedy
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Flogs Podcast episodes

  • World Cup of Flogs (soccer) — What a dumb game S01E17

    In this week’s episode, we tear into soccer’s biggest flogs and funniest scandals. From dictators intimidating locker rooms to Maradona’s “yoghurt defence,” Ronaldo’s hospital‑gown World Cup appearance, and Nike’s murderer‑inspired slogan — nothing is off limits.

    Highlights include:

    • The 6–0 Argentina “miracle”“Argentina won 6–0 against a Peru team that had previously boasted a strong defence…”

    • Maradona’s banned‑for‑15‑months ephedrine saga

    • Nike’s $160M control over Brazil’s lineup

    • FIFA’s corruption mess in one sentence

    • Craig’s anus‑based rule interpretations

    • Uncle Tim discovering soccer is “actually interesting”

    • Neb, if you’re alive, please check in.

    Weekly episodes. Zero facts. Maximum flogs.

    28 min
  • Lisa Jane Spencer & the $50k Racism Fundraiser

    This week on Flogs Flan and Craig unpack the meltdown of Lisa Jane Spencer — the Melbourne content creator fired after posting a racist parody video mocking Indigenous people. They go through her Kill Tony set, her claims of being “doxxed,” her GoFundMe haul of over $50k, and her second parody targeting Indian Australians.

    Flan also launches a counter‑fundraiser supporting All Together Now, aiming to educate people like Lisa and the supporters cheering her on.

    “Peninsula Hot Springs is aware of concerns… We do not support or endorse content that is inconsistent with our values.”“She stood by her video and apologized to absolutely nobody.”

    Follow, rate, and share — unless you’re Lisa.

    24 min
  • Titanic Flogs Part 3 – The Final Part We Promise S01e016

    Flan and Craig return for the last leg of their Titanic saga—where the captain’s courage, the iceberg’s attitude, and Stanley Lord’s bedtime routine all get roasted. Expect chaotic storytelling, historical nonsense, and a surprise “wife hack” that might just sink Kmart’s returns desk.Titanic Flogs podcast, comedy history show, Australian humor, Titanic Part 3, shipwreck stories, iceberg jokes, Captain Smith Titanic, Stanley Lord, funny podcast Australia, Flogs series



    31 min
  • Titanic Flogs Part 2 — The Unsinkable Flogs S01e15

    Craig and Flan dive back into the icy chaos of the Titanic disaster, exposing the flogs behind the “unsinkable” myth. From missing lifeboats and brittle rivets to a captain who thought bulkheads were optional, this episode blends comedy and catastrophe in equal measure. Expect absurd theories, questionable history, and people who didn't when they should have did.


    Sources: Entire episode ripped off from Wikipedia sorrynotsorrybutweretimepoor


    32 min
  • Titanic Flogs Pt 1: Icebergs, Idiots & Lifeboat Fails s01e14

    In this episode of Flogs, Flan and Craig take on the Titanic — and somehow make history sound like a badly organised bucks party on water.

    We break down the sinking step‑by‑step: the iceberg strike, the botched evacuation, the half‑empty lifeboats, the freezing water, and the SS Californian sitting on its hands. Along the way, Craig derails the story with memories of Kate Winslet, Flan tries to keep the facts straight, and both of them prove they would not survive a maritime emergency.

    Part 2 drops next week, where we look at the White Star Line, Captain Smith, and whether the SS Californian’s captain was the biggest flog of them all.

    Sources: Wikipedia

    25 min
  • Pilot Flogs Pt 2: Blind Landings, MH370 & Absolute Aviation Madness

    In this episode, the crew unpacks the Aeroflot Flight 6502 disaster, MH370 theories, and the kind of pilot behaviour that makes you want to stay on the ground forever. Expect chaos, stupidity, and aviation takes no one should trust.

    Sources:• Aeroflot Flight 6502 – Public aviation accident summaries• Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 – Public investigation records and disappearance data• General aviation safety information – Publicly available flight‑safety resources

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    28 min
  • Pilot Flogs Pt. 1 – OceanGate, Titan & Pilot Disaster Stories

    Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim Floggins discuss the OceanGate Titan implosion, dodgy engineering, pilot stories, submarine disasters, and what happens when people ignore safety warnings.

    From float plane emergencies to Stockton Rush’s “innovation over regulation” philosophy, this episode is full of dark humour, aviation banter, and absolute flog behaviour.

    Contains:

    • Dark comedy
    • Strong language
    • Real-world disaster discussion

    Sources:

    • BBC News
    • CNN
    • Reuters
    • Smithsonian Magazine


    31 min
  • Can Animals be Flogs? A Scientific Investigation (Not Really)

    This week on Flogs, Flan, Craig and returning menace Uncle Tim Floggins dive into the very serious, very scientific question: Can animals be flogs? Spoiler: Craig says no. Flan says absolutely. Tim is just here for chaos.

    We cover:• The medieval pig put on trial and hanged in 1386 (“He was dressed in human clothes and publicly hanged and barbecued…” — transcript)• Mary the elephant who was executed by crane• Praying mantises who decapitate their partners mid‑root• The dingo that took Azaria• Monkeys in Bali who steal your sunnies and dignity• The bees that killed Thomas J. Sennett• The stingray that killed Steve Irwin• Harambe, the most controversial gorilla of all time• And a lion who definitely wasn’t Mufasa (Flan, you absolute idiot)

    Plus:• Tim pitches “Perpetual Puppies,” the worst subscription service ever invented• Craig nominates himself for Flog of the Week• Flan loses the room repeatedly


    Sources:• 1386 French pig execution — historical accounts of animal trials in medieval Europe• Mary the Elephant (1916) — public execution in Erwin, Tennessee• Praying mantis mating behaviour — documented biological research• Azaria Chamberlain case (1980) — Australian legal history• Bali monkey theft behaviour — behavioural ecology studies• Thomas J. Sennett (1991) — fictional character from My Girl • Steve Irwin stingray incident (2006) — news reports• Harambe (2016) — Cincinnati Zoo incident• Lion death (1994) — fictionalised reference to The Lion King

    Sources (Spotify)

    24 min
  • Party of Flogs ft. the Corey Worthington story you haven't heard

    This episode of Flogs dives into the world’s most chaotic parties — from the real Project X riot in the Netherlands to the legendary rise (and fall) of Corey Worthington. We unpack the A Current Affair interview, the yellow sunnies, the spanner incident, and everything in between.

    Also in this episode:• Brodley’s biggest flog moment• Craig’s lemon‑through‑the‑window story• Flog of the Week• 7‑Eleven doughnut crimes

    A chaotic, stupid, very Australian episode.New episodes every two weeks.


    Sources:

    Project X Haren (Netherlands, 2012)Wikipedia – “Project X Haren”

    • BBC News – Coverage of the Haren riots (2012)

    • The Guardian – Reporting on the Facebook party riot

    • Dutch News NL – Local reporting on the incident


      Corey Worthington (Australia)

      A Current Affair (Nine Network) – Original 2008 interview

      • News.com.au – Articles on Corey Worthington (party, interview, later life)

      • The Age / Sydney Morning Herald – Reporting on the Narre Warren party

      • The Fix (Nine) – Corey Worthington 10‑year follow‑up interview

      • Geelong Advertiser – Reporting on the mobility scooter incident




    33 min
  • Deep Fakes: AI Scams, Fake Nudes & the Principal Who Got Framed

    Deepfakes have officially gone feral. This week on Flogs, Flan and Craig dive into the wildest AI‑generated disasters—from dodgy nude‑making apps and malware‑ridden “undress” tools, to the high school principal whose life was blown up by a fake racist audio clip.

    We also break down the Super Bowl crypto scam that used an AI Donald Trump to convince thousands of people to “double their money,” plus a few personal stories about scams closer to home.

    To finish, we explore the surprisingly filthy alternate meanings behind “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

    AI chaos, scams, stupidity, and a whole lot of laughing at humanity’s downfall. Classic Flogs.



    33 min

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Flogs, flog‑adjacent behaviour and the ever‑reliable Flogometer. Each week we unpack the world’s finest acts of floggery — from everyday nuisances to headline‑level offenders. Sometimes it’s a deep…