Does Cleveland really have the best sports teams in the nation? No. But are the Browns their best sports team? Sadly, yes. Jump in on this as well as the pseudo-cultural importance of the Sweet Sixteen in this week's cacophony.

The callousness is strong with this episode! Behold our disparaging remarks in this depressing episode, topics ranging from how we three are bullies supreme and how I have assumed the mantle of immense medical knowledge.

This week the gang discusses modern marvels like the ancient Target empire and its dog-lord Spot. Also, the titular Nick sells himself to the entertainment biz just to extract laughs for you - hope you're all happy.

If you're anything like us, you spend an inordinate amount of your free time thinking about Samuel L. Jackson's career - quick! Here's your chance to learn more about this motherf***er, as well as how Subway has been shafting us all for years.

Wow! It's only episode seven and we answer one of life's most enigmatic questions. But we don't stop there - we figure out how to swear to sound cool and make friends. PSA: If you're poor, don't listen to this one.

Listen on in horror at the creation of an auditory monster this week. But don't let that scare you away, you'll definitely want to hear about the marshmallow-to-oat piece ratio in everyone's favorite Lucky Charms.

What do famous animated films like Disney's Up and DreamWorks' Shrek have in common with this podcast? They both earned R ratings. But let's also explore Hunter's new medical condition and why the gang is too hardworking to become millionaires.

If you're getting upset because you suck at pac-man, we lay out all of Midway Games' cards and tell you how it's done. We're also going to push into your ears George Orwell's influence on modern television and amaze you with interesting tax law!

The brandy was bubblin' in the thermometer this episode was so hot! Not to mention we found ourselves sweating our third arms off. If you came looking for the original name of Spongebob you're in the right place somehow.

You ever wonder how many times Usher says "Yeah" in his hit single "Yeah"? Well, neither did we until Nick presented it to the group. (Hint: it's too many times). Other notable notes include figuring out how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop.