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Hi Flop Tarts,

We're back on main this week dishing out the hot hot flops we missed over the last 2 weeks! 

Miss ya, love ya 

xoxo

Cassandra, Justin, & David

Show Notes

How We're Flopping

Cassandra - tfw the beach heals u

Justin - Kelly Clarkson new era is a question mark

Quick Flops

Khloe Kardashian Khloud protein

The next surgeon general is...

Beyonce v The Sphere

Elizabeth Holmes's Husband Founds Theranos 2.0

Robert Irwin on 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla

Golden Globes intro...podcast category *vomit emoji*

Hot Flopic

Bitches vs. Twinks: Suki Waterhouse says twink and is that...fine?

Local Flops

LA - Suits LA CANCELLED

PHL - The Delco Pooper

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Co-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.
Produced by David Lai.

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Hi Flops,

It was a crazy week for the hard-working hosts of Flop Soup so we had to skip our usual recording session. Instead, you're getting a #unlocked Patreon episode from February 3, 2025. We talk: Groundhog Day, Grammy noms, our most recent Letterboxd reviews, Oscar flops, the Fire Aid Concert, the people who partied at Trumps inauguration, and Justin's descent into madness re: It Ends With Us Drama.

And if you like what you hear? Don't forget to subscribe to Patreon at patreon.com/flopsoup <3

Show Notes:

Groundhog Day

Grammy Predictions

Who is Jacob Collier?

Letterboxd Swap

Vox Lux

The Last Showgirl

Oscars Flops

Anora - Intimacy Coordinator

The Brutalist AI explained

Fernanda Torres blackface apology

Karla Sofia Gascon's Tweets

Karla Sofia Gascon's unsanctioned interview where she CRIES about the tweets

Fire Aid Concert

The Set List

Who Partied for Trump?

Brock Colyar's piece in New York Magazine about Young Trump Supporters

"It Ends With Us" Drama Continues

Nicepool explained

The podcast Justin listened to about it on his two hour run

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Produced by David Lai.

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Hi flops!

We've got a brand new episode hot off the presses for you - we're catching up on all the culture we missed the past two weeks and honey the flops were aplenty! 

xoxo,

Justin & Cassandra & David

Show Notes

How We Flop

Cassandra - The Pitt Fan Fic (Cut Article)

Justin - Pretty Ugly Zara Larsson music video

Quick Flops

George Santos prison sentence

Going from lesbian to queer: Jojo Siwa on UK Celebrity Big Brother, ending her relationship with Kath Ebbs, and being platonic soulmates with Chris Hughes

Lana Del Rey kissed Morgan Wallen a while ago

Katy Perry Hurting from Headlines

Trying to escape the Manosphere:

• Hasan Piker's "MAGA body"
  • And who exactly is Hasan Piker?
  • His uncle is Cenk Uygur from Young Turks
• Pete Buttigieg wows Andrew Schulz on "Flagrant" podcast
  • And who exactly is Andrew Schulz?

Kim Kardashian in Talks for "Bodyguard" remake

Anxiety by Doechii infiltrates Julianne Moore's Career

Hot Flop

Let's Have a Conclave!

• When is the Conclave?
• History of the Conclave
• Watch Conclave on Prime Video (lol that it's literally #1 on Friday, May 2!)
• Watch Young Pope on Max

Local Flops

LA - Mobile Criterion Closet

PHL - The Talkin' Talk Tuah boys went on Talk Tuah and it turns out they are from Philadelphia

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Well! The divas went to space. Now what? Tune in as we dissect this classic space flight flop and all the other flops you HAVE to hear about this week.

MWAH!

Show Notes

Quick Flops

• Erikya Jayne and Brooke Candy fight over their Anora track "Drip"
• Idina Menzel premieres Redwood the musical, see the clip here (Twitter link, may expire), see The Guardian review here
• Mickey Rourke banned from Big Brother
• SNL's White Lotus Parody offends Aimee Lou Wood, timer to actual Aimee Lou Wood on SNL starts now
• M3GAN's return to the second screen
• and more!

Hot Flopics

• Coachella in general
  • Bernie debuts & introduces Clairo
    • The "Fight the Oligarchy Tour" primer
  • Brian May & Benson Boone do Bohemian Rhapsody for some reason
  • Let's Klarna that Coachella ticket!
• The Blue Origin All Female Space Flight where Katy Perry sang It's a Wonderful World and Gayle King decided to get her ears pierced
  • The Elle article re: "space is going to finally be glam", ass tronaut
  • Oscar de la Renta space suits

Local Flops

• LA - Erewhon has ROACHES
• PHL - Steak Italian Nightlife SHUTTERS (before Cassandra & many other Flop Tarts got around to going, which is prob why it closed)

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Produced by David Lai.

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Hi Flop Tarts <3 

Here's your weekly slop and flop - enjoy! 

xoxo

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To join our Patreon for bonus content & to support the show MONETARILY!!!, visit https://www.patreon.com/FlopSoup

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Produced by David Lai.

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Hi Flop Tarts,

This week we're going IN on the cancelled SAW sequel, Sia's divorce papers, a DJ who can't crowdsurf, the Klarna-ification of everything you can buy online, texting about war crimes in group chats, and the dangers of millennial beef jerky. 

Plus: We talk about the new Facebook "whistleblowing" memoir from former global policy director Sarah Wynn Williams.

Let's get flopping!

Show Notes

Quick Flops

Saw XI Cancelled

Sia Somersault

Klarna x Doordash

The Dare flops into the crowd

Kombucha girl sings

Getting Added to the War Crimes Group Chat

Meat Sticks are Flopping

Hailey Bieber TikTok Series goes viral

Facebook whistleblowing memoir

Local Flops

LA - WeHo Pride setlist

PHL - White Lotus/Bluesky

P.S. Duke is throwing a fit that Jason Isaacs is wearing a Duke t-shirt in every scene which is funny!!!

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Produced by David Lai.

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Who's the floppiest of them all? Tune in to find out as Justin and Cassandra investigate the flop energy of the upcoming live-action Snow White remake and all the flops that led us to this point. 

Additionally, the flop stars discuss:

• Gwen Stefani going full MAGA
• Nobody wanting to fund Hanya Yanagihara's A Little Life adaptation
• Frankie Grande making the gayest song ever
• Kim Kardashian poses with Tesla Robot, which costs $30k
• Lizzo's comeback attempt
• Tiger Woods dating a Trump ex
• Meghan Markle launching yet ANOTHER endeavor
• POPPERS!! 

Hot Flopic

• Snow White "let's get this over with" Hollywood Reporter
• Rachel Zegler wants a free Palestine, Gal Gadot loves the IDF

Local Flops

LA - Haim abandons Los Angeles

PHL - two new shows set in Philadelphia, Long Bright River and Dope Thief, not filmed here

Support the show

To join our Patreon for bonus content & to support the show MONETARILY!!!, visit https://www.patreon.com/FlopSoup

Co-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.
Produced by David Lai.

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Hi beautiful Flop Tarts,

We're back this week with another gorgeous episode with the following delicious ingredients: 

Quick Flops

• Tate McRae's new album premieres at number one we guess
• Gaga ending nachos as a phrase
• Cynthia Erivo x Cécred hair care
• Jennifer Garner not taking back Ben Affleck
• King Charles starting a podcast with Apple Music
  • this link really made me laugh because apparently he released an accompanying playlist & said playlist includes "Crazy in Love" and Michael Buble's "haven't met you yet" which is like ok great to know that King Charles is basic as hell - Cassandra
• Kristin Davis dating Alec Baldwin for his Hamptons house
  • The premiere of the Baldwins reality show
• Katy Perry announcing Rebecca Black as her "special guest"
• Haley Lu Richardson releasing a book of poetry titled "I'm Sad and Horny"

Hot Flopic

Atlantic article covering the issue: "The FAA's Troubles Are More Serious Than You Know"

Local Flops

LA - Gavin Newsom:

• launches podcast
• requires workers to return to office
• contributes to (BS) trans panic

PHL - Tan France on Philly-set Deli Boys (which was shot in friggin' Chicago)

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Produced by David Lai.

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Happy Friday, Flop Divas! We're coming to you again with  a new episode full of all the flops you need to know about this week, including:

• The concept of Karla Sofia Gascon STILL attending the Oscars
• Andrew Scott Kidney Stone Reveal
• Mother of Foo Fighter's Secret Love Child Reveal
• Patrick Schwarzenegger's Nepotism Woes
• Meghan Markle's REBRAND of the REBRAND
• Apple TV+'s The Gorge recap
• Italian Racism STRIKES the Eurovision Song Contest with Estonian rapper Tommy Cash's new song, Espresso Macchiato
• Floppy reporting on the Pope's health woes/conclave-esque dramas

And our Hot Flopic: Is the James Bond franchise, freshly acquired by the baldino Bezos himself, on its way to flopping? 

Local Flops

LA - Protector App claims to be "Uber with a gun" ????

PHL - Are the Eagles Invited to the White House? Or are they declining their invitation?

Support the show

To join our Patreon for bonus content & to support the show MONETARILY!!!, visit https://www.patreon.com/FlopSoup

Co-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.
Produced by David Lai.

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Hi Flop Tarts,

This week we go long on SNL50 and the chaotic Lorne Michaels biography email thread that kicked off the whole weekend. Plus: society continues to flop all around us as Sheryl Crow sells her Tesla, Captain America's Brave New Floppy Slop premieres to chillingly high box office numbers, and the TikTok brainrot crowd cheers on an anglerfish who travels to the WRONG part of the ocean!

Flops abound and we're here to guide you through it all!

xoxo,

Justin, Cassandra, and David

Show Notes

Quick Flops

• Nicholas Galitzine is WHO man?
• Sheryl Crow Tesla Tumbles
• Captain America: Brave New Flop
• Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco: What are they up to?
• The DOGE Fire & Rehire Circus: Nuclear Safety Edition
• Anglerfish STUNS
• New White Lotus Theme Song and then Interview with Tapia de Veer
• Begging for Buttigeig (Toronto plane crash)

Hot Flopic

• Lorne's Messy Email Thread
• SNL 50 Recap & Review

Local Flops

• Gay Guy Twitter - Pasta Boyfriend Valentine's Day
• PHL - Sesquicentennial coffeehouse opens, demands people BYO bevvies

Support the show

To join our Patreon for bonus content & to support the show MONETARILY!!!, visit https://www.patreon.com/FlopSoup

Co-hosted by Cassandra Kyriazis and Justin Crosby.
Produced by David Lai.

If you're loving the pod, rate and review us everywhere podcasts can possibly be rated and reviewed <3 please :)