Florida First Podcast

Lady Dade out working the streets so Nick and Alex go hard on politics, media corruption, black republicans, and discuss the world slipping into authoritarianism. Stories include: Burning man, Jumping on trampolines nude, and real life GTA in Kissimmee.

Travis Scott’s portal to hell. Gobblin turkey and everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving foods. The history of friendskilling. The interstellar whore from London. Stories include: Intercourse with horse, posing with a dead dad, machete attack, and more.

Alex was sick but he’s back in the game. President Brandon shits his pants in Europe. Lady Dade explains gas prices. Stories include: The taco I.D., “Fingering” in the Waffle House, Threatening the family with Coldplay lyrics, and more.

The Japanese Joker “Jokeru” stabs his peeps on a train. Take the red pill with Simulation Theory. Blumpkin with Youngkin, dis boi tea bags the dems. Stories include: The good samaritan pissa, standing your damn ground, marrying your goddaughter and more.

#6- Halloween is nigh. Nasty Nick and Lady Dade’s trips as well as commentary on the situation with Dave Chappelle. Stories include: The naked lady in the used jeep, Florida tattooed on face, Fishing for guns in De Soto Park, and more.

Listen to Nasty Nick and Lady Dade lose their sobriety in real time. They react to their new sound drops. South Park and Orgazmo. An asteroid is coming and NASA will save us. Stories include: Dual wielding roach spray and nunchucks, cat tossing, mailing drugs and more.

Weather is cooling, snow coming soon. Shatner to the moon. Video game talk, would you bang an Asari? Nair attacks at school and shaving your hole. Stories include: The Miami cannibal, jackin’ it in the keys, and more.

Testing the room for public live shows. Frost says hi. Dollar tree price hikes. Epstein “caught covid” in prison, hot female action figures. Nasty Nick says women take too long to climax while Alex says it’s all pretend. Stories include: Aggravated swordfish in Madeira Beach, Loving wo-men in uniform, Granny with shovel vs gator and more.

Show starts to get real. Gov. Ron in the house. Where the fuck is Lithuania? Lady Dade saves the day! Stories include: Floridians killing heads of state, 18 year old fake “Doctor Love” in Palm Beach County, Pouring a suspicious liquid on a woman’s head at the local Tallahassee Panera and more.

Pilot episode! Testing the gear and the waters. A little bit of who we are and housekeeping. Stories include: Naples man with cocaine in his butt, The sucker from Bradenton, Jansport camouflage in Hialeah and more.