A gardening dispute leads to a loss of fingers, but not in the way you'd expect. A video game console gets sold with a special "power up".

Liars, losers and life lessons. Bono makes a guest appearance in our L-themed episode featuring a fake funeral and misjudged invisibility.

Kevin tells a story about a burglar who will probably wind up as a food blogger and Chris introduces us to Kevin the Idiot. But not the co-host Kevin. He's an idiot too, but you've already met him.

This week, one of our 'J' themed idiots get skewered at a sporting event while the other sticks parts of his body in people's food at a restaurant. This sort of stuff shouldn't surprise you any more.

'I' does indeed stand for idiot in one of our stories this week as a customer service representative gets their revenge. The other story mainly involves ice, but the guys in the story are also idiots. Not a stretch, as that's what this podcast is about.

We're more than halfway through the halfway point of the alphabet. To celebrate, we feature a tragic story about fireworks and a funny story about pastry.