Yeah we thought the same thing

Guy calls 9-1-1 to place an order for his girlfriend

When an iguana is sticking his head out of your toilet, you may never sit down in the dark again!

A woman tried to get a selfie with a Tasmanian devil. Yep.

Guy pretends to be Disney employee to try and steal this

Guy wrecks a car without insurance. Hops on the horn to add wrecked car to policy. Immediately files a claim. Nope.

Cops were after car burglars, ready to chase them down, the thieves pull in to the drive-thru at Chick-Fil-A

Miami man retrofits a truck to fit a bladder that he fills with stolen gas from a gas station.

Burglar does the best he can to avoid cops in a department store, he tried this. It did not end well.

If you're collecting disability and you're healthy enough to not have to collect disability, I would lay low from social media, especially when you're showing off your strength and endurance on said social media.