a scathing indictment of celebrity culture, why handsome men are out and weird-looking dudes are in, and the magnetic pull of march madness. plus: a salacious rumor about james marsden, japanese sweet potatoes, and carey's harrowing brush with death by noise-cancelling headphones.

content warning: child sexual abuse is discussed

the girls discuss where they thought they'd be at 30 (married with 5 kids) vs. where they actually are (mentally unstable with a podcast). also covered: the magic of hello fresh, innovations in fast food, and the tyranny of 4-hour long movies.

coming to terms with our inability to enjoy the beach, stubbornly refusing to understand what the mandela effect is, and the unmatched freedom of a newly acquired driver's license. plus, carey gets reacquainted with god's natural SSRIs.

carey and isabelle engage in a robust critical analysis of children's books they've never read, uncovering the morally ambiguous lessons today's kids are learning. plus: isabelle's injured girl complex and the latest installments of flip or flop and message in a bottle.

carey and isabelle prove they can't handle the responsibilities of intro music while unpacking the immaculate conception of their workplace friendship. as a bonus, the gals rate their time apart (it's always painful), and send love notes to the pharmaceutical community.

airplanes falling apart in the sky, Isabelle's childhood quest for Jesus, our signature loss of innocence moments, and Carey's heroic defense of couch people and the insurrectionists.

disturbing celeb crushes, equally disturbing real-life crushes, waxing poetic about friendship, revealing our words of 2024.

an ode to all the young male teachers we preyed on, and all the lousy teachers who owe us an apology (and money if they’re so inclined). also, Carey fights the sniffles and publishes a dissertation about the “girl dinner” trend.

crumbling in college, gyrating our way through middle school, lusting for love at summer camp, and other things we try to bury very deep.

the notion of cousins (Isabelle’s favorite), daddy issues (Carey’s favorite), and the troubling epidemic of only children.