Freya and Schultz discuss the usual crap but also have some incredibly exciting news!!!

Freya and Schultz discuss James Patterson, the cinematic masterpiece that is Santa Jaws, and Lunchables. Please be warned that Freya didn't notice Schultz was definitely eating Halloween candy throughout the episode and there are many wrapper sounds.

Freya and Schultz talk about how to get better at cooking (again, unfortunately), what you should name your rat (or your child), and answer some spoooky questions for Halloween!

Freya and Schultz discuss Schultz' atrocious sleepwear choices, a really bad stromboli recipe, and how to have allll of the aesthetics you want at once. (The jacket Schultz was talking about that Freya couldn't remember the name of is a Baja hoodie. Idiots.)

Freya and Schultz discuss the wonders of high school, try to stereotype all 50 states, and Freya discovers Schultz has somehow never heard of the great Ranch-On-Pizza debate. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the unspoken joke Schultz sent Freya was about Maximus the horse.

Freya and Schultz discuss being gay, super powers, and whether or not Johnny Cash existed.