Chris and Britt were gone long enough for J. Lo and A. Rod to break up and get back together again, so naturally they break that down. They discuss their home organizer coming and hiding everything from them, Brittany's nipples offending all of Paris and Justin Beiber's new tattoo. 

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Chris and Brittany are back to discuss Chris' plans for using crystals to calm himself down, talk about Alec Baldwin quitting Twitter and his little dick energy, how Brittany accidentally fucked a guy with herpes and more.

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Chris and Brittany are back to talk about nothing important. They discuss Brittany's mom putting Slim Fast Shakes in her lunch bag when she was a kid, Brittany donating eggs, Ashley Judd in the Congo and more.

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Chris and Britt are back to discuss having a threesome (which they haven't done yet, but maybe one day!), MGK wearing Megan Fox's blood, which celebrities they want to have sex with and more!

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Britt and Chris are back to talk about all sorts of crazy shit. Azealia Banks is cooking her cat, Armie Hammer is eating beating hearts, Kanye is fucking Jeffery Starr and we’re not positive any of this is true. But we love to talk about it like it is. Okay, Azealia is def. cooking cats.

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Chris and Brittany are back to ring in 2021 talking about New Year's Eve, resolutions and parties. They also discuss Brittany's time in jail, Chris' near-DUI and moving to Mars.

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Brittany and Chris are back for the Christmas special. They talk about always getting caught trying to be sneaky, the stress of attempting to buy a house in Los Angeles and Brittany’s crazy mom (RIP). It’s a hoot.

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Chris and Britt take a dive into the shallow end talking about their porn preferences, the second shutdown, Brittany's surprise sex tape and whether or not Chris was a hot kid.

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Brittany and Chris are back to talk about nothing important. They try (and fail) to say big words, talk about Tory Lanez pleading not guilty for shooting Meg the Stallion in the foot and realize they don’t even know who Tory Lanez is and talk about Tyga mask-less in a strip club.

Britt and Chris squeak a pod in before the madness that is Election Day ensues tomorrow. They talk about Kim Kardashian's 40th, smoking gravity bongs, being juvenile delinquents and more. 

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