Grab your passport because we're going to bang in Berlin. We're going for a romp in Rome. We're going to get laid in London. We're going on a European vacation! For our grand tour, we read "French Connection (Club Privé Book 1)" by M.S. Parker, and "Adrift (Cruising Book 1)" by L.A. Witt. On today's episode, our jetsetting hosts talk about how refreshing it is when characters behave like rational adults, how the foundation for a lasting relationship is murder, and then they go rogue! There's an extra FMK!!

Caterers? Check! Floral arrangement? Check! Getting in your pants? Double check! We're back, and we're doing wedding planners! Like, literally DOING wedding planners! On this highly coordinated episode, we read "Legally Wed" by Rick R. Reed and "Amalfi Coast: A Bad Boy International Romance (Entangle Me Book 2)". Today, our hosts discuss fur babies, caramel-flavored labia, and Neil pitches an idea of Chuck Tingle.

It's getting a little too hot in here, so we're taking a summer break! We'll be back soon. Miss you already! Have a great summer. KIT.

Not all fairy tails have happy endings. But they sure are sexy! Which works out great for us, because today we're doing Fairies! This time we read "The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air Book 1)" by Holly Black and "Poison Kiss (Earthside Book 1)" by Ana Mardoll. On this puckish episode, there is finally court intrigue we all deserve, our hosts give lots of keeeeesses, and we have an amazing Christine-related surprise!

Hike up your tartans and get ready to toss some cabers because today we're doing Highlanders! On this well braw episode, we read "The Wedding (Laird's Fiancees Book 2)" by Julie Garwood, and ~listened to~ (gasp!) "The Low Road" by James Lear, narrated by Mark Bachman. In this episode, our hosts discuss hot priests, the very worst thing you can do with British food, and Neil and Claire learn that they can, indeed, be exposed to too much sex.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then we're gonna make you rich in sexy, sexy words. Because today we're doing graphic novels! This time we read "Moonstruck, Vol. 1" by Grace Ellis, et al., and "Sleepless, Vol. 1" by Sarah Vaughn, et al. In this visually stimulating episode, our hosts talk about cuddly werewolves, romantic knights, and the very complex and confusing feelings they had about Disney's Robin Hood.

Are things heating up in here, or is it just the weather! Grab your shades because on today's episode of Cuddle, Marry, Kill Lit, we're talking about summer romance! We read "Let's Talk About Love" by Claire Kann, and "Sixteenth Summer" by Michelle Dalton. On this scorching episode, our hosts talk about the trails and tribulations of college living arrangements, what happens when your summer is a little ~too~ perfect, and why sometimes it's just better to cuddle.

I sure love my anatomy class, and I'm more than willing to do extra credit! Because today we're doing professors! This time we read "Seducing Professor Coyle" by Darien Cox, and "Dear Obsessed: A Dark Romance Thriller (Dirty Letters Book 1)" by Dori Lavelle. In this episode, our studious hosts talk about competent women in authority, write fanfiction for one of the books, and Neil is FINALLY in one of the books!!

You may not see it, but I'm winking at you with my third eye. All signs point to sexiness in this episode because today we're doing psychics! In this revealing episode, we read "Not in the Cards (An Oracle Bay Novel Book 1)" by Amy Cissell and "Soulmates Inc." by Bill Eisele. This time our hosts discuss punny shop names, how sexy books can really be, and an FMKlit first! People have adult conversations about their relationship!!

Is that an alimony check in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's time to throw away that wedding ring and get crazy, because today we're doing divorcés!! This time we read "Crashing Into Tess (McGreers Book #1)" by Lilly Christine and "Only See You (Only Colorado Book 2)" by JD Chambers. In this contentious episode, our hosts discuss the dangers of stew hair, why it's always important to remember that you're in cellphone times, and Christine reveals one of her deepest, darkest secrets!