I sure love my anatomy class, and I'm more than willing to do extra credit! Because today we're doing professors! This time we read "Seducing Professor Coyle" by Darien Cox, and "Dear Obsessed: A Dark Romance Thriller (Dirty Letters Book 1)" by Dori Lavelle. In this episode, our studious hosts talk about competent women in authority, write fanfiction for one of the books, and Neil is FINALLY in one of the books!!

You may not see it, but I'm winking at you with my third eye. All signs point to sexiness in this episode because today we're doing psychics! In this revealing episode, we read "Not in the Cards (An Oracle Bay Novel Book 1)" by Amy Cissell and "Soulmates Inc." by Bill Eisele. This time our hosts discuss punny shop names, how sexy books can really be, and an FMKlit first! People have adult conversations about their relationship!!

Is that an alimony check in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's time to throw away that wedding ring and get crazy, because today we're doing divorcés!! This time we read "Crashing Into Tess (McGreers Book #1)" by Lilly Christine and "Only See You (Only Colorado Book 2)" by JD Chambers. In this contentious episode, our hosts discuss the dangers of stew hair, why it's always important to remember that you're in cellphone times, and Christine reveals one of her deepest, darkest secrets!

We here at FMKlit like our lovers to be hard, eye-catching, thought-provoking, well-organized, on sale, shelved properly.....wait, maybe we're just talking about books. Same thing, really. Today we're doing a theme very near and dear to our hearts: Bookshops! In this page turning episode (imagine there are pages), we read "A Note in the Margin" by Isabelle Rowan, and "Bookends: A Novel" by Jane Green. This time our hosts talk about how important it is to say someone's name as many times as possible, the dangers of having an au pair, and Neil puts another greedy top on blast.

Hello, children of the night. It's time to get your blood going. Your tasty, tasty blood. Because today, we're doing vampires! This time we read "Hemovore" by Jordan Castillo Price, and "Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood, Book 1)" by Charlaine Harris. On today's fang-licking good episode, we talk about what happened in the old country, what REALLY happened to Elvis, and Neil's Dracula fantasies. Suhkeh!!!

We've had a security breach! It's time to go into lockdown. In my pants!! Get out your reflective shades, kids, because today we're seducing the Secret Service! We read "Under His Protection (Protect and Defend Book 1)" by Karen Erickson, and "Valor on the Move: May-December Gay Romance" by Keira Andrews. In this super secret, super secure episode, our protector podcasters talk about the dangers of wearing a bikini in public, how romantic tunnels can be, and we *actually* have a conversation about getting tested!

Look for a man in a trench coat and a fedora. He'll show you his....assets. The fate of the nation depends on it! Happy one year anniversary, listeners! Since the traditional one year anniversary present is paper, we got you books! "An Extraordinary Union (Loyal League Book 1)" by Alyssa Cole, and "Skin in the Game" by Melissa Price. And they're spy books! We FINALLY get spies! This time our hosts talk about how arousing it is to get woke, why not to have too many nicknames for your boo, and take a look at the year as well as look ahead to what this year might have in store. (P.S. The codeword is "boobs")

Let's go get some tail and get wet! Because today we're doing mermaids! (Merfolk? Merpersons?). Today we read "The Mermaid’s Escape: Mythology Romance (The Siren Series Book 1)" by Kellie McAllen and "Stealing the Wind (Mermen of Ea Trilogy Book 1)" by Shira Anthony. This time our hosts discuss the perils of buying your lover milk, special princess bras, and spend waaaaaay to much time talking about merparts. Like, where do the genitals go on a fish-person?!

We survived National Novel Writing Month! And we brought back Meg Trowbirdge (@thesinginwriter) to see how it went! We talk about how the month went for us, what writing for a whole month was like, and what we plan to do with our work in the future. We even each read a passage from what we wrote this month! So if you think it's terrible, you can sit there smugly and think: "Well these bitches have no room to talk about other peoples' books." But don't bother tweeting that or anything. We'll ignore it.

If you want to participate in NaNoWriMo next year, get ready now and go to NaNoWriMo.org!

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Grab your gorgeous gowns and foppish finery because we're going back. IN TIME!! This episode we read "Once Upon a Time Travel" by Sariah Wilson and "The Spanish Pearl" by Catherine Friend. This *time* (get it), our hosts talk about superfluous witches, superfluous animal friends, and Claire has a rant about superfluous x's.