Fold in the Cheese: Your Recipe for Fantasy Football Success

Gotta bring the magic this episode in order to preview all that is week 17. Minshew mania could be apparating back on the field, Mike White is going to try and save the Jets from the dementor that is Zach Wilson, and Derrick Henry had a run in with the womping willow, so he will be sitting out, much like most of his teammates. Don't worry though, Dumbledore's army is still here to get some deep analysis of all the week's games and look into the Pensieve and tell you exactly what is going to happen ***disclaimer, maybe not EXACTLY, but we are trying...  SEE THE MAGIC HERE!

Ethan is back in the hot seat for some Harry Potter trivia, so listen along to see if he is a muggle with no magical knowledge, a magical person who can't do any magic (squib), or a full out auror! Yes, that was perhaps one of the nerdiest sentences put together but dang proud of it! Oh yeah, couple updates on our Run Your Pool league as well as a new Do It weekly bet! Expelliarmus!

Yup, it's finally reached that point. The point that all fantasy owners have come to, and similar to the stages of grief, we have entered into the stage of ANGER AND RAGE. We do offer some waiver targets, check out an update on the DO IT bet board and give you some news around the league but let's call a spade a spade....this is a ranting episode.

Kemper and Ethan officially got knocked out of the playoffs of their respective leagues and they are not happy about it. Deandre Hopkins managed to screw both of us, Cam Akers had a career on Kemper's bench, Brandin Cooks is a punk, Kemper may be ready to outlaw Tight Ends in our league and Ethan may have officially changed his drafting strategy when it comes to QBs. Put the kids to bed, then take a listen to two men angrily discuss football

Cousin Eddie parked the RV out front and stopped-by to make some Pigskin Pick'em picks this episode! Ruby (Jalen Hurts) has a lip fungus that ain't been identified yet, so s/he's going to sit out this week. And Lamar Jackson is getting cured off the Wild Turkey, so you won't see him this week either.

Check Harry and Marv HERE  No we aren't talking the wet bandits here, we are talking the Sticky Bandits! That's right, Marv and Harry are back and still looking for that true calling card. Week 15 had some WILD moments, as the Vikings put the Colts through their own house of horrors with the biggest comeback in NFL history, the Patriots gift wrapped the Raiders a win as Mac Jones got a paint can to the face courtesy of Chandler Jones, and the Cowboys got robbed by the Jags with those pesky cats picking 6 toys from Gimbels and running all the way to the endzone (see what we did there?).

We do another edition of Blind resumes and this time we try to stay away from the "big" names and see who is shocking people the last 4 weeks. Can Kemper make sense of it? Also, fantasy playoffs are here and already a week deep for some of you, so we give you some ever so important waiver claims as some big injuries and throwing bricks into people's plans. Order up some room service, feed the pigeons and take a good long listen!

Check the action HERE!  Does Bruce Willis actually just live in the vents? Sure seems that way as he always ends up there. Maybe it has the best viewpoint to preview what the heck is going on this week in the NFL. Strap in because there will be some big names not playing - sorry Kyler we will see you in 2023...Ho ho ho now lots of players have concussions, so take a peek to see who will and won't be playing. Yippie Ki Yay we do some pigskin pick'em and finally no byes! A full NFL slate this week but games are on Thursday, Saturday, Sunday AND Monday so be sure to set your lineups accordingly. Man i hope those empty slots arent hostages...

Ethan is on the hotseat for some Die Hard trivia, which is DEFINITELY a Christmas movie. Does he have what it takes to spot the terrorists, or do his best British accent impersonation? Also be on the lookout for Run Your Pool lineup updates and our latest DO IT bet of the week. It involves some typos, wheel of names and a coin flip!

Check the video HERE Not only do you get the Prime Minister for this episode, but you also get the FIRST lobster in the nativity scene. Duh, there was a lobster present at the birth of Jesus... Anyway, this dynamic duo recap all that was week 14 in the NFL with some gnarly injuries to some big time performances. We also discuss what poster was hanging up in our dorm room after the ever popular poster sale, during welcome week of the college semester. We may have to hit those back up (if they still are a thing) so the Prime Minister can grab a large Love Actually one for his man cave.  

Not only that, but Ethan is on the hot seat for some Blind Resumes! Kemper tries to trick him by choosing players that played 3 and/or 4 games, and throwing a choice of three in there, so let's see how Ethan handles it. Also, their playoff berth came down to the wire so listen in to see who got that coveted 6th seed, and who got the top seed in the consolation bracket!

Trust us, we do not sit on a throne of lies! We are going to preview the heck out of week 14 in the NFL, so grab your world’s greatest cup of coffee, your spare bottle of syrup, and get ready! Lamar Jackson is on the injury naughty list, so he is out 1-4 weeks; Trevor Lawrence had a run in with the Central Park Rangers (and sprained his “Chumbawumba”), so he is day-to-day; and Brandin Cooks is a cotton-headed ninny muggings as he continues to pout in Houston. To get you the previews of each game this week, we go through the candy cane forest and event he Lincoln Tunnel to bring you our great analysis!

Kemper is in the hot seat for some “Elf” trivia, so let’s see if he has what it takes to make it in Santa’s workshop, or if he ends up smelling like beef and cheese and has to work the likes of Gimbels. We also update our Run Your Pool league and come up with a civil war battle of sorts for our DO IT bet of the week! Just remember, the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

That's right week 13, we choose you! We choose you to be a week where no big names get hurt, there are no upsets, and we see some big time performances! Well....looks like Lamar Jackson, Jimmy Garropolo and Matt Stafford all have to go to the Pokemon center, so much for that one. Well at least there weren't really any true upsets (Burrow is cold and that's no upset to beat the Cheifs) besides the tie with the Giants and Commanders? We also saw lots of big time performances so, week 13, you did pretty well in the arena.  Check the battle HERE

Blind resumes are back, and let's see if Kemper picks a QB he has dogged all season, or one of the predicted tops at the position. Also, you are definitely going to love who he went with at WR. Let's just say it would be like choosing, a Caterpie over a Charizard....yup, Ash Ketchum would not approve.

Watch it HERE! Wait a second, it isn't May 4th. Well duh, football season doesn't go in to May, but that doesn't mean we can't do Star Wars. Time to do the Kessel run as Han and Chewie preview week 13 in the NFL. Did Han shoot Justin Field's shoulder (we know he always shoots first)? Is Aaron Rodgers ready to be a Jedi master by training his young Padawan by saying he would be ok with being benched? We also settle the debate as to which is more adorable, the Ewoks or Baby Yoda....errr we mean the best matchup of the week between the Jags and Lions - because let's be honest, that is the most adorable matchup of the week.

Did Kemper pull a Jedi mind trick by picking the Patriots this week?! We break down all the game news and matchups to get you ready! Ethan is also on the hot seat as we talk some original trilogy trivia (because no one wants to talk either of the other trilogies). Don't forget about our Run Your Pool league and our most intense Do it Bet of the week yet! Get the hyper drive ready because her we go!

Bust out every piece of clothing in your closet and put it on! It's time to recap week 12 in the NFL. Tell Duck and Chicken to get out of the way as we let you know all the notable performances and weekly injuries/updates. Is a 49er running back out AGAIN?! Is Mike White the GOAT in NY? We'll be asking you "How you doin?" after all these injuries and surprising performances as we also outline some waiver targets to help you in this turbulent time. Don't worry, we weren't on a break so we let you in on everything going down...Watch the episode HERE

This time Ethan is on the hot seat for some Blind Resumes and he picks an interesting team. It may be time to change up the Do It bet board as we have each conceded a position, and MAYBE these Blind Resume teams are the ones to do it! Stay tuned...