Fold in the Cheese: Your Recipe for Fantasy Football Success

Buckle up folks, it's time for your weekly news report about the NFL Week 7 slate.  Once again, a new guest host, this time Will McAvoy from ACN, gives you all the updates on the big names and breaks down each and every matchup.  Mac produces some great content as we compare the Raiders to a condiment college bowl, and debate the intelligence of one Jeff Daniels (is he the Dumb and Dumber version or The Newsroom?).  No censorship here folks as we deliver all the news set for Week 7 in the NFL and see what % of the population believes in Angels!  Check the VIDEO HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy7FiWo0Ks

He may be appearing in a guest capacity, but that doesn't mean he is safe from the hot seat.  Kyle Siegert is on tap for some Newsroom trivia, because yes, that is the most recent TV show or movie he is well versed in.  Also, this piece of information got to the news desk before it got to Kemper's hands, but Kyle also picks Kemper's Run Your Pool lineup for the week as well!  Now that's how you shake up a panel!

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Time to suit up (the superhero kind) as Kemp is missing in action and these guys have to figure out how to save him.  Ok, maybe not save him, but save week 6!  Injuries and upsets galore plagued week 6 more than Thanos with a full gauntlet.  Our guest host Jason Thurston joins in with seeing which performances were worthy of an invite to the Avengers, and who may just putting up an illusion like Mysterio.  Check the VIDEO HERE

He didn't know it, but in this episode, we also brought back a favorite segment from last season, that's right BLIND RESUMES!  We figured it was time as the season has started to round in to form now that we are 1/3 through.  Which side will Tony Start be on in this "Civil War" amongst players as they all state their resumes to be chosen.  Who is backing their draft positions while who should have been left off team Cap?

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Check the episode video HERE!  Let's all head over to Shenanigans, order some mozzarella sticks, and share a litre of cola as we preview what is going to happen in week 6!  Team RamRod is here to get you ready for all the action.  Will one of us get pistol whipped as we gloss over two weak matchups this week?  Will we break out in a syrup chugging contest?  We do know that Johnny Chimpo has taken out some big name players this week in fantasy, and the dreaded BYE weeks are upon us!  Put on your best biker disguise and strap in to your 10 million dollar car as we do this!

We also engage in what some may call evil shenanigans as Ethan is back in the hotseat for trivia.  We have brought it back to some more civilized questions so let's see how he can do.  We also set up a sting operation as we submit our Run Your Pool.com fantasy lineups and Farva may start having to suit up for these teams as players are thinning out fast...

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The Red Baron is chasing Snoopy, but don't worry, Woodstock has his back! This dynamic duo is here to help recap week 5, and also try and understand what those dang parents are saying! The Red Baron must have gotten some critical shots off because there was a string of injuries this past weekend (some bones indeed!). Snoopy also busts out the typewriter to write down some crucial waiver wire targets to replace your struggling QBs or RBs.  Be sure to check the episode HERE!

Also, new segment alert!  You know, the season can be long and really takes a toll on your body.  As aforementioned, check on all those players with said injuries.  With this being said, we decide to calm things down a bit and play a little online game against one another in a gentlemanly fashion.  That's right folks, online mini golf!  The rules are we have 9 holes to talk about one topic and see how far we can get.  Truly deep dives and riveting commentary abound!  Oh yeah, we also recap the DO IT bet board and our fantasy league (spoiler alert, we are struggling)

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Buckle up for this one, because we are flashing back all the way to 2004...err well that's when the movie was released, but the Trojan war was way longer ago...Anyway, Odysseus and Achilles dominate the preview for week 5.  Who knew this wouldn't be Brad Pitt's biggest box office success?  How does Kemper not know who Sean Bean is (and that he dies in almost everything he is in).  Well, these two also make a plan on how to get the most out of this week in the NFL and it may or may not involve hiding inside a horse (a Bronco perhaps?).  We make our picks with some excellent strategic moves.  

Kemper is back on the hot seat for some trivia, and will he be hit in the heel or will he be the unstoppable force that a charging Achilles can be?  No more pain staking questions this time as we get to some meat of these trivia tid bits!  We also set up another battle to the death with our Run Your Pool fantasy league and Ethan went heavy with Ajax.  Kemper is slow playing this week in an attempt to keep his armies fresh...

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Hide yours stapler, make sure nothing else is encased in Jell-O, because Jim and Dwight are here to recap all that went down Week 4 in the NFL.  It seems like a lot of players like the smell of bacon in the morning, and have a George Foreman grill right next to their beds, because we had a ton of injuries, so break out the bubble wrap!  Baker Mayfield is doing his best impression of Stanley playing basketball, that Panthers fans are yearning for Sam Darnold to come back from injury.  Kevin may not be the best with numbers, but he can tell ya Jared Goff is a viable fantasy starter.  Finally, the Dolphins may be getting a call from Toby in HR with how they handled Tua...

We walk trough all the games, highlighting all the impactful fantasy performances, clearly finding out who carbo loaded on fettuccine alfredo before the games.  Kemper is once again in the hot seat for some "On Campus" so see if he can figure out which TE went to VCU...We also update the Do It Bet Board and let you know how our office olympics teams are doing and who will get the yogurt top gold medals this week.

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I'll be back!  No, we aren't quoting James Robinson who defied all odds to already be playing this season and is a big reason the Jags are 2-1, we are talking week 4 and prime-time players who hope they can return to form this week and show out!  Don't be scared as Kemper runs very intimidatingly towards you, as he just wants to let you know who he thinks are going to be the winners this weekend.  We say hasta la vista to a few players this weekend as they will probably not play, but hopefully not crunch too many numbers that Skynet starts taking over...

Ethan is in the hotseat for T-2 trivia and Kemper was out for more revenge than Sarah Connor escaping the mental asylum!  The T-1000 proves why he was an upgrade at terminator, but the T-800 still shows he can keep up in a fight.  We also look into the future past judgment day as FITC'ers hope their picks reign supreme in the RunYourPool.com fantasy lineups.  Oh yeah, our DO IT weekly bet also features quarterbacks who we hope make more mistakes than Miles Dyson did when he created the microchip that led to Skynet and the machines taking over!

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Shout-out to new cheese-head, Jack Thome, of Needham, MA!

The Dolphins and Eagles are the last unbeaten teams in the NFL; The Jaguars look like a playoff team; And our ex just showed up to the same resort I'm staying at with a half-naked Aldous Snow on her arm... WHAT IS THIS?! But hey, we can't be mad because our "consolation prize" is Mila Kuniz (no football equivalent).

This week, the FITC boys dish on the upside-down NFL season. Would you give up surfing just because you got attacked by a shark?! Then don't give up on fantasy football just because your team is 0-3! The weather outside is weather, so just roll with the punches. If it's time to shake-up your team, so be it. Use these waiver pickups to help give your team a shot in the arm. There's no need to go all "Ken Dorsey" just yet!

Ethan attempts to conquer "On Campus," and the DO IT bets are still too close to call. Grab your giant mixing bowl of cereal and enjoy the show.

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Yo Adrian!  Well, Yo listeners!  (doesn't have the same ring to it)  Anyway, we are here to preview all the action in week 3.  Just like how Rocky and Apollo went 15 rounds, we preview all 15 (+1) games this week on the slate.  First up on the card are some WOOF match ups, but somebody has to win em right?  Maybe that's where our next underdog story will come from -- looking at you Falcons and Titans.  Then we have some juicy match ups getting ready for the title fight of this week, as the energized Lions play the Vikes and the Packers travel to the Bucs.  But the match we have all been doing our training montages for is Bills/Dolphins as they are the title match up for week 3!  We give you our picks and see who can go the distance.  Watch it HERE

Rocky has a storied history and has an impressive catalog of 8 (that's right - getting up there with Fast and the Furious numbers) movies, buuuuuuuuuttt Ethan decided to only focus on the original for trivia.  Let's just say, Kemper is ready to take a page out of Ivan Drago's playbook and say "I will crush you" leading up to the next time Ethan is in the hot seat...

Cue the montage as we also give a rundown (of the Philadelphia Art Museum steps maybe) of our Runyourpool.com fantasy contest, and set up another "Do It" bet of the week.  See who has the eye of the tiger in those match ups and get those gloves up!

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Suit up!  (Well SEE one of us Suit up with the video of our episode HERE) That's right, Harvey Spectre and Mike Louis Litt Ross are here to recap everything that was week 2.  The Dolphins did a great job showcasing exhibits A and B (that is Tyreek and Jaylen) proving to all fantasy owners that there are enough targets and yards to go around.  We submit grounds for dismissal to all those naysayers questioning whether the 49ers should have kept Jimmy G, as he is now QB1 the rest of the season with Trey Lance injured.  We also ask that the court holds Arthur Smith in contempt as he continues to mismange one Kyle Pitts as THIS IS fantasy and why not let your best player produce.  Finally, we give our closing arguments as the whether or not Jared Goff is a viable starter

While we went through studs and duds for week 2, we also propose a merger of resources as we highlight who to target on the waiver wire.  Is there a case to pickup a rookie Jets WR?  Who should be his QB?  With Dalton Schultz out, what witness, err we mean TE should you look to replace him?  We also round up some anonymous tips to see if Kemper can figure out who these people are in "On Campus"  Dont forget, his streak is on the line...

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