Fold in the Cheese: Your Recipe for Fantasy Football Success

You're more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs! EXPLICIT LANGUAGE ALERT: Roy finds himself once again feeling like a "know-it-all twat" as a podcast host, while Jamie Tartt (doot-doot-da-doot-da-doot) calls the Patriots Offense an ugly, ugly boy with bad hair! Do we BELIEVE the Steelers can make it 2 in a row? Do we BELIEVE Mike Williams has a bounce-back game on TNF? Do we BELIEVE that Matthew Slater has caught more or less than 2 passes in his NFL career? You'll have to tune-in to find out!

The FITC boys recap last week's DO IT bet - Kemp says "F no" to ice cream for Ethan, as he predicted Allen Robinson would have more fantasy points than Amon-Ra St. Brown. They also give updates on their RunYouPool.com NFL Fantasy contest lineups and the ESPN Pigskin Pick'em week 1 results.

Grab your popcorn as the Diamond Dogs previews every Week 2 game in the NFL. And Ethan's attempt at trivia this week felt like Ted Lasso trying to describe "in touch" and "offsides" at a press conference. For his efforts, he will be receiving a framed "Wanker" jersey.

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Why did the Broncos new HC kill the chance for Russ to beat his former squad?  How did the Titans kill there chance at avoiding the upset?  Who took out Dak?!  So many mysteries to unravel in Week 1 of the NFL season, and who better to break it down than Brazzos himself, Charles Haden Savage, and his most trusted companion Oliver Putnam?  If you aren't watching Only Murders in the Building, you are missing out...Oh yeah, crazy stuff went down in week 1 and we break it all down for you while hounding some Dimas Dips. 

Not only do we highlight the top (and bottom) performances of the week for fantasy, we also go on the look for who to pick up for week 2.  Did Jan take out your top QB in Dak Prescott?  Maybe Sting tried to poison your starting RB Elijah Mitchell.  We give you the top suspects, err we mean prospects to go for.  Also, don't forget to stick around for some "On Campus" as maybe we find out Geno Smith is the true mastermind as he never wrote those people back...

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time

That's right folks, the NFL season starts TONIGHT!!  I'm not crying, you're crying.  For the past 20 years, we have been drafting our official fantasy league the night before the opening game, so that means their draft is in the books!  Big change this year was that we expanded to 12 teams so take a listen and look as to how that affected the draft.  Who came away with a better grade, and who was happy with their team?  Watch the video HERE

We also started a new one-on-one fantasy league on Run Your Pool where we choose a lineup each week of certain players that can only be used once per season.  Woof, that is tough as players are going to start to get pretty thin...maybe Kemper can brush of the dust and get his throwing arm warmed up so we can choose him week 18.

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time

Watch the episode HERE!

Holy buckets, it is almost time!  The season is soooo close we can taste it.  Kemper and Ethan had drafts for their respective neighborhood leagues, so see if they got their perfect draft/game winning lineups!  Spoiler alert, they didn't... but they are still awesome.

We have started our NFL Pick'em group back again this season!  We went through all the matchups and chose each winner, and don't worry, Ethan and Kemper didn't agree on all of em.  Join our Pick'em group and see if you can do better than us!  Join the league HERE Use password: FITC

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time

You definitely want to see the video for this one HERE

That's right folks, we do a mock draft, LIVE on air with some associates of FITC.  We went with a 10 team league, with 7 real live people and 3 teams being picked by the computer.  Did the picks go according to what we have been saying?  Did anyone achieve the perfect draft?  Or have our listeners been paying such close attention that all the wealth got spread out evenly?!  The anticipation is killing me.  We will divulge that one team went with an RB0 strategy for the first 6 rounds, while one team picked 4 straight RBs to start.  Bold strategies Cotton, let's see how the pan out...Oh yeah, we didn't mention it to them, but we created the actual league based off this draft so let's see who reigns supreme!

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time

Don't forget, you can always watch our episodes!  Check this one HERE!

Dare we say it?  Dare we tell you we have the perfect draft strategy?  WE DARE!  We walk you through the beginning stages of your fantasy football draft, from the prep work, all the way through each round!  It doesn't matter if this is your first time participating or if you have been doing this for years, we guide you through the prep work and let you know who to target in each round.  Oh yeah, almost forgot, Ethan and Kemper also provide league winning rosters!  That's right, you will WIN your league** with one of the two rosters that E and Kemp have put together.  Are they the same?  Are there any overlaps?  You gotta listen to find out!

We also discuss vanity license plates at theme parks, spellings (and Trollings) of our names, and of course, lots of digressions.  Kemper is on the hot seat for a little "On Campus" and is his streak broken?!  It comes down to the wire...  To see our perfect draft strategy and perfect lineups, check out http://perfectdraft.foldinthecheese.com

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time 

Watch this latest episode HERE!

Lot of info packed into this magical episode, and a lot to dissect.  Did Stranger Things use true DND villain names?  Is Ethan in possession of one of the most valuable cards in Magic the Gathering history?  Stay tuned to find out!

So stick with us here.  While Kemper did actually play some DND and Magic the Gathering, we can make an acronym connection!  DND = Do not Draft!  And (ok once again bear with us..) MAGGIIIC = Man ‘a gotta get ‘im if I Can…Yup, we went there.  So suffice it to say, we give you some players who we think you should avoid, based on specific draft positions, and also some players who we think are sliding, that shouldn't.  Then our second amazing acronym gives you players who we would definitely snag if available in a certain round.  Drafts are coming people, you need to be armed with all the info you can!

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time 

That's right folks, we have previewed each division, now let's see how these players stack up!  Ethan and Kemper give you their position rankings as the NFL start gets ever closer.  See which players we think will shine, and which we think may get slimed in Double Dare.  There are scome discrepancies with where we have some players lined up which means.....the DO IT bet board is back!  Check our rankings HERE!

That's right!  We are starting a whole new season of the Do It bet board, so you gotta see who is on it this season.  Reigning champs, Matt Ryan, Chris Godwin, David Montgomery and Jonathan Taylor** can all rest easy this year as we have fresh blood up there.  Ethan is also on the hot seat for our "On Campus" segment, so see if he can keep the streak of correct guesses going, or if he has to repeat senior year...  See all this episode's glory in video form HERE

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time 

Last division preview!  We saved one of the most competitive, and QB heavy divisions for last, the AFC West!  Who will have the Sammy Watkins effect in KC?  How will Blind Resume darling Hunter Renfrow adjust to leading man Davante Adams?  Can the Chargers stop being the Chargers and make that next jump?  And finally, we have an inside source about Russell Wilson's entourage.

For anyone listening in the DC/MD area, be sure to check out the band Banana Hammer, as they are the best Reggae/Rock cover band you will ever find.  They also rock one of the best logos we have ever seen, which you can see LIVE HERE on your YouTube broadcast of the podcast!  Oh yeah, Ethan is also on the hot seat for our segment "How it started and how's it going"

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time 

Check our video here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Ztp78T4jQ

Only two divisions left?!  Wrapping up our division previews with two AFC groupings, but today is the East!  Perhaps the youngest quarterback quartet?  Maybe starting up a new boy band?  The Dolphins look completely different, the Bills made some savvy moves, the Patriots....well the Patriots did Patriot things, and the Jets won many people's off season's grades.  Let's see those fantasy implications!

"On Campus" is back with Kemper in the hot seat.  See if we needed to get a backup punter or third string long snapper in there to stump him.  Speaking of On Campus, sounds like the home of former QB great K. Trull is getting a facelift!  The fighting Comets home stadium is getting an upgrade and hear what the alum himself has to say about it.  We also have a listener question!  We wish we could have had his beautiful voice read it to us, but alas, we weren't that fortunate, but we love the write-in!

Finally, to see what Ethan and Kemper have been up to this past Spring and Summer, check out www.thepoolboys.net to see how we can help your company with employee engagement and retention!  Trust us, it's a good time