What's the MOST productive thing you've done in a Parking Lot? I PRODUCED a Podcast! BEAT THAT!! And when you're DONE shattering my accomplishment, Please TUNE-IN to this BLACK-TOP episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

Cut a donut in half, and put bacon egg and cheese on it. If you do this?..I hate you(total jealously)! Please, don't let that stop you from TUNNING-IN to this GLAZED episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

Have you EVER met your Uncle Cliff? Well, give it some time, I'm SURE you'll be DROPPING by to see him real SOON. But PLEASE, before you do, TUNE-IN to this HOPE-FILLED episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

Have you ever ruined your FAVIROTE sweater in the laundry? PLEASE be carful and TUNE-IN to this BLEACHED episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

Who's got the BEST Pizza in the Tri-State area? While your mouth is WATERING, please TUNE-IN to this CONNOISSEUR'S episode of FOOD ADDICT.

Please help us WELCOME back our FAVORITE Podcast guest, on this BALL-BUSTING episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

What's your WORST dining experience EVER? While your thinking, TUNE-IN to this FAST-TALKING episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

Don't be a Bully! Be nice! The only thing you should be BULLYING people about, is listening to this NON-FORGIVING episode of FOOD ADDICT.  

Did you have a Nickname in school? How BAD was it? Do you miss those BEAUTIFUL names, that sensitive, caring "people" were kind enough to HARASS you with? If you made it out of school UNSCATHED? Good for you! Either way, TUNE-IN to this PORTLY episode of FOOD ADDICT. 

Have you ever STARVED yourself for 27 hrs.? Did you do a PODCAST on the 26th hour? Please TUNE-IN to this FLAKEY/LIGHTHEADED episode of FOOD ADDICT.