0:00 Back for Season two

07:21 Initial thoughts

37:49 Unrealistic love scene

41:00 Hippie Lesbians

44:20 Wendy’s love and hate

48:53 The GOAT food scene

55:27 Sad rich kid dinner

58:24 Milk and Cookies

1:03:14 Ketchup and Roastbeef

1:08:13 Jer’s dry brined salmon

1:11:42 Sleepy drinks

1:18:03 Middle aged motorcycles

1:21:17 Food Awards

0:00 The Woody Allen effect

3:34 Scorcese invented incels

5:10 Low class people in a high class movie

9:38 There’s a goldmine of Boxing of stories

11:33 Boxing robbed me of my sense of smell

17:11 Cus D’Amato’s genius

19:51 Every young man should box

42:54 Scorcese needs to make a Cus D’Amato Bipic

28:04 Steak and domestic violence

40:36 I don’t want Scorcese to die

43:26 Boxer’s girlfriends are over doing it

48:57 Connor McGregor’s 3d chess

50:37 Being Irish

54:34 The coffee argument

57:57 Baked Ziti and a beating

1:02:30 Pageantry in social events

1:06:44 Fighters create chaos

1:13:41 Death in the ring

1:16:20 Food Awards

1:20:44 Jeremy gives out nicknames

1:26:32 Movie Rating

Paul and Jeremy dive deep Into the Spider-verse. We discuss whether Spiderman is a top or bottom in the gay Spiderverse, the redemption of Lord and Miller and take a trip into the single Jeremy-verse.

00:00 The Love child of Sony and Disney

02:03 New Religions

05:01 Multiverses

8:47 Is Gay Spiderman a bottom 

10:40 Enter the Gay Multiverse

14:39 Phil Lord and Chris Miller

17:36 Spiritual ties to Rocky 4

20:33 An ADD masterpiece

22:36 Creative Hive Mind

25:13 The evolution IP movies

33:05 Spiderman cereal

36:40 The Breakfast Opening

40:37 Single Multiverse Jer

43:12 Pizza In Bed

47:08 Burger for Breakfast

50:35 Smash or Pass Doc Oc

53:02 Stealing Bagels

54:00 Egg Creams

57:14 Redemption Bread 

59:38 Jeremy’s Beef with hotdogs

1:03:44 Food Awards

Paul and Jeremy discuss the state of the food movie genre, the internet creating new cults and what does a $10,000 a night call girl actually do?

0:00 Jer got seduced by the food

4:50 Class warfare movies

11:37 Fugue

15:08 Sex with an amputee

18:39 Food movies as a genre

21:48 Eating pond scum

27:05 amuse bouche

29:40 Wine nerds

33:40 Samurai waitress

36:41 Bad service means good food

40: 21 Pizza gangs

44:49 Who really is the boss?

46:40 Things get real

48:37 Prostitutes or toots

51:29 Blackmail taco

56:26 reddit wine snobs

58:07 Wholesome porn history

1:00:00 The mess

1:05:04 Chef gone mad

1:08:58 Man’s folly

1:12:07 Tyler’s BS

1:16:57 A food whore

1:18:25 Burger

1:22:22 New Cults

1:30:03 Food Awards

Paul invents the Nolan scale to measure how complex a movie can get without being annoying. Paul and Jeremy discuss how they bonded over their mutual love of track suits before diving deep into the social satire of Triangle of Sadness. Food is a main character in this hilarious breakdown

0:00 Best food and movies of 2022

08:35 The Nolan Scale

11:28 Opening Thoughts

13:28 No Small talk in Finland

20:41 Social Satire

22:34 The Bill

28:29 Dating

30:00 Society

32:00 Filthy Rich 

36:00 Smalltalk Horror

38 Greed is not good

43 Bougie Food is Gross

45 FU Burger

51:48 Octopus Capitalism

59:50 Pretzel Donkey

1:09:45 Poop

1:15:47 Food Awards

1:20:37 Rocky

0:00 Tracksuit caper

12:46 Best gangster movie ever

23:00 That baby will kill you bro

24:00 Poetic violence

27:21 Kill the King and become the King

28:00 Passive aggression

33:00 I don’t eat here

37:00 Dinner Interrupted

42:00 Tuna sandwich

44:00 Cake

49:00 Oranges mean death

56:00 Food awards

Paul and Jeremy discuss kid politics on a global scale, the game theory of Sylvester Stallone and the sexual politics of donuts. All of these things are related to the seminal Christmas movie, Home Alone. Jeremy treats us to a delicious recipe for Home Invasion Mac And Cheese.

Home Invasion Mac & Cheese Recipe

Ingredients:

-All Purpose Flour Milk (1 carton)

-Butter (UNSALTED)

-Medium cheddar cheese (1 BRICK GRATED)

-Creamy cheese like Havarti (1 BRICK GRATED)

-Elbow Pasta

Boil some well-salted water Make a roux. Melt a stick of butter (or two) and slowly add flour, stirring constantly. Once the flour is incorporated with the butter add more. Do this a little bit at a time until it has a smooth paste-like consistency. If you add too much flour, just add more butter. Slowly add milk to the roux. One cup at a time. The goal is to make a smooth creamy sauce that has the consistency of gravy that is on the thin side. Once you get there start adding in the cheese one handful at a time. Incorporate each handful until the sauce has the consistency of a thick gravy and slightly more orange in colour. Reserve 1/3 of the grated cheese.

Add pepper and salt to taste. Boil the elbow pasta until it is just about half cooked. On the firm side of al dente. Strain off the water and rinse with cold water to slow the cooking process. Add the noodles to a tinfoil baking tray or any baking tray that makes you feel good. Mix in the creamy cheese sauce. Make sure the noodles are well mixed in. Top with the leftover cheese and place in a 400-degree oven for 15 to 20 minutes or until the cheese on top is melted and the whole thing is bubbling. Broil for a few minutes to crisp up the cheese on top. Serve, but don’t eat it as you have to go deal with home invaders.

3:00 Our Connection to this movie

5:00 Die Hard for Kids

7:00 Germans are shifty

8:30 Spiritual Sequels

13:00 Game Theory of Stallone

17:00 Jeremy was Kevin

21:00 Kid Wish Fulfillment

25:00 Cheese Pizza

33:20 Kid Politics

38:00 Magazines were the internet

41:00 Cutlery

44:00 Eating in bed

47:00 An Orgy of Sugar

51:00 Donuts are Sus

100:00 Pizza Victory

107:00 food awards

Paul and Jeremy discuss how every decade since the 60's has been defined by specific drug use. They also talk about how The National Lampoon brand created a pipeline from Harvard to Hollywood and why 80's yuppies were the fore runners to modern hipsters. All of this and we also breakdown the food in this comedy classic.

After watching "Burnt" destroy the entire genre of Food Movies, Jeremy and Paul re-watch the movie that started it all, Big Night. A throwback to a simpler time, Big Night is like a warm hug from a fat family member. Made during the independent film movement of the 90's, Big Night is a movie about hope expressed through kinship and food. Sit back, relax and let the warm food vibes wash over you as we dive deep into this culinary masterpiece.

Paul and Jeremy watch Burnt and realize that this movie represents the decline of food cinema. We try to be positive but we can't help ourselves as we pontificate on the lost potential of this misguided failure of food porn.