Food Court Movie Podcast

Animatronic Murderers, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Five Night’s at Freddy’s, the video game turned horror movie starring Matthew Lillard! Will the boys have a nice slice of pizza? Or will they have a bad slice of being chomped in half by a robot bear? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a flying robot cupcake that eats people’s faces! Bon Appétit!

We really shook the pillars of heaven didn’t we, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China, the kung-fu comedy starring Kim Catrall! Will the hold the fiery blade? Or will they shoot an eyeball creature in the head? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to drink a potion out of a gourd! Bon Appétit!

The name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From LA, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “THE FUTURE IS NOW?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be very good at basketball! Bon Appétit!

The name’s Plissken, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From LA, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “THE FUTURE IS NOW?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be very good at basketball! Bon Appétit!

Call me Snake, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s Escape From New York, the dystopian future-prison movie starring Kurt Russell! Will the boys wear eyepatches? Or will they yell, “YOU’RE THE DUKE A NUMBER ONE?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to hit a huge man with a bat full of nails! Bon Appétit!

Leper Pirates, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s The Fog, the campfire classic horror movie starring Tom Atkins! Will the boys get really scared? Or will they wish they had died in a sunken schooner? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a ghost who stabs people’s eyes out! Bon Appétit!

Demon, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched It Lives Inside, the new horror movie from Dishal Dutta! Will the fellas learn about candy coated fennel seeds? Or will they learn about being very bored? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to keep a demon in a jar! Bon Appétit!

Mon dieu, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched A Haunting in Venice starring Kenneth Branagh, the newest (very old) Agatha Christie mystery! Will the fellas put their magnifying glasses to good use? Or will they had drowned? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to impale a lade on a statue’s outstretched arm! Bon Appétit!

We are BACK IN THE HABIT Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! 

Sean and Michael watched The Nun 2 sequel to the critically forgotten The Nun. Will this unholy entity scare the life out of the boys OR will we leave thinking, "ah that was a lot better than the first one." Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and say your Hail Mary because it’s time to bite stuff! Bon Appétit!

THREEQUALIZE, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Special Guest Josh Lewis watched The Equalizer 3 directed by Andre Fuqua, the heartwarming tale of a one-man killer machine! Will the fellas celebrate the joy of murder? Or will they wish for the sweet release of suicide? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s stab a man in the eye with a gun and then shoot another man through that first man’s head! Bon Appétit!

Where we go one, we go all, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher watched Sound of Freedom, the new action/drama/suffering movie from Angel Studios! Will the fellas applaud the heroism? Or will they wonder if any if this stuff is true? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to save one kid and leave all the other slaves behind! Bon Appétit!