Food Court Movie Podcast

It’s a whale of a tale, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Werckmeister Harmonies, the black and white masterpiece from director Bela Tara! Will the boys feel like the birds when the sun comes back after a full solar eclipse? Or will they wish they had gotten beaten to death by an angry mob? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be shamed by a shriveled, old nude man! Bon Appétit!

Imma go mah own way, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse, the new animated Marvel spectacular! Will the boys get the swelling in their heart you feel when you’re in love with a girl from another timeline? Or will they wish they had been annihilated by the blowback of a canon disruption? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to beat the hell out of every Spiderperson! Bon Appétit!

UNDA DA SEA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The (new) Little Mermaid, the live action(?) remake starring Melissa McCarty! Will it bring us the joy of a crab on a Prince’s shoulder? Or will it make us wish we were stabbed with a boat? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a bird rapping about my bird name! Bon Appétit!

Vroom, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Fast X (part one?), the new moto madness movie from director Louis Leterrier! Will it make drive a nuclear weapon into a river? Or will suffer like Dom’s family? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to say family! Bon Appétit!

Hypnotic Construct, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Hypnotic, the new sci-fi thriller directed by Robert Rodriguez! Will it make us shoot at a house when we realize it’s not even there? Or will we cry like a man who thinks he’s in jail? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to jump off a building and disappear! Bon Appétit!

Douchebag, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, the newest misfit action/sci-fi movie starring Chris Pratt! Will it make us cry great big raccoon tears? Or will we laugh like Drax because it’s finally over? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to torture animals! Bon Appétit!

Kaboom, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Gary watched Sisu, the new action/blood fountain directed by Jamari Helander! Will it make us cheer like the end of Inglorious Basterds? Or will it make us frown like the end of The Super Mario Bros. Movie? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to send some Nazis into a minefield! Bon Appétit!

Dead by Dawn, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean watched Evil Dead Rise, the newest entry in the Best Horror Franchise directed by Lee Cronin! Will it make us yell Groovy? Or will we end up with our souls swallowed? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time see what a cheese grater can do to human flesh! Bon Appétit!

I vant to suck your blaad, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean watched Renfield, the new action/horror/comedy/something movie starring Awkwafina! Will it make us grow to full power? Or will we be burnt up by the rays of the sun? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to rip a cop's face off! Bon Appétit!

Mama Mia, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The Super Mario Bros Movie, the new soulless garbage engineered to make your kids dumb! Will it make us cry ITSA ME? Or will we pray that all those involved in the movie should be executed? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a huge turtle monster who sings a song! Bon Appétit!