Food Court Movie Podcast

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Food Muties, to me! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon watched "X-Men: Dark Phoenix", Sony's mercifully final foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Will the flimsy filmic analog for the civil rights movement give us one more mutagen-muddled thrill ride or will the children of the atom let us down one last time before going the way of the dodo (or The Fantastic Four)? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to wonder just what the fuck happened to Magneto between 1992 and 2000 to make him go from Fassbender's muscular cock diesel spy hunter to Ian McKellan's ballbag chess-playing Old Maid. Bon Appetit!

Sew your mouth shut, Food Cretins! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw "Ma," the new thriller starring Octavia Spencer. Will this classic tale of teens being befriended by an older woman who has a dark past thrill? Or will it spill (which is bad)? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to put on your denim hat that is bedazzled with the word "sexy!" Bon Appetit!

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Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher of Which Is Better? podcast saw the new live-action (is it really?) remake of Aladdin. Will Will Smith rob Robin Williams of his genie crown? Or will remaking a beloved movie and only changing it slightly turn out to be as bad of an idea as it sounds if you just say it out loud? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to stare at some sexy people in colorful outfits! Bon Appetit!

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Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!

Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!

Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy's tweets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some cocaine, 'cause this Intruder is not so alert. Bon Appetit!

Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy's tweets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some cocaine, 'cause this Intruder is not so alert. Bon Appetit!

Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some tissues because ERRBODY GETS TO CRY IN THIS ONE! Bon Appetit!

Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some tissues because ERRBODY GETS TO CRY IN THIS ONE! Bon Appetit!