Food Court Movie Podcast

Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes

I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to say "the horror!" Bon Appetit!

Up Next, We're Afraid

Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to slowly chase a teen! Bon Appetit!

BADASSES

Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow 'em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to go to Samoa! Bon Appetit!

Sadly, the purse-lipped King of Californication isn't in Tarantino's new jam, but the Kalifornia Kid sure is.

Name a more iconic duo. We'll wait.

Alright Wood Hollies, let's get Hollywoodin'! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Jon and Sean saw Once Upon a Time dot dot dot in Hollywood, the brand new comedy (?) from soon-to-be-cancelled Quentin Tarantino. Will this blast from the past from the (alternate) past be a blast? Or has Tarantino finally disappeared up his own ass? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to slap your dirty feet on the dashboard! Bon Appetit!

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Satenya, Food Lions! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and special guest Laura Peek saw The Lion King (2019), the new "Live Action" remake from the makers of all media, Walt Disney Fascist Movie Corp. Will this new version of the cartoon classic be a total waste of time? Or will it be something far worse? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to pale in comparison to the original! Bon Appetit!

Furry Subreddit Gonna Love This One

Don't jump, Hair Pies! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Jon and Sean saw MIDSOMMAR, the new folk horror movie from Director Ari Aster. Will this new adventure in violence and toxic relationships click (wink) like Hereditary? Or will the sophomore slump hit Aster as it did our dear Mr. Peele? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to hit an old man with a wooden hammer! Bon Appetit!

Worship At The Altar Of Gyllyballs

Love is in the air, Food Spiders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Matt Boyd (@mattnealboyd) saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, the newest adventure from our favorite web-slinger. Will Spidey swing into our hearts like he did in Homecoming? Or will the ghost of (Spoiler Alert) Iron Man haunt them? Tune in to find it!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to confess our love (for infinite earths)! Bon Appetit!

Apparently Jennifer Tilly and Brad Dourif weren't available

Use The Force, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean, Jon and filmmaker/comedian/shitbird Seth Pomeroy (@sethpomeroy) saw the latest installment in the revered Star Wars franchise - this chapter curiously titled "Child's Play"! Wait, what? It's a reboot of The Chuckie Franchise? You don't say! Wait well then why is Mark Hamill in it? WHAT?! Where the fuck is Brad Dourif?! Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, turn off your murderous phones, and pop some antacid because it's time to PLAY WITH CHILDREN! Bon Appetit!

How WILL Tom Hanks get out of this pickle?

Take the beach, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon saw Saving Private Ryan, the little seen World War 2 drama from Art House Director Stefan Spielburg. Will they save Private Ryan? Or will he die like so many of our boys did on that fateful D-Day? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to pray before we murder Nazis! Bon Appetit!

Groundhog Day of the Dead

Kill the head, Food Chuggers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw The Dead Don't Die, the new star-studded zombie comedy from Jim Jarmusch. Does Jim have a clever twist to bring to the tired zombie genre? Or should no one ever make a zombie movie ever again? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to break the fourth wall so hard you skin your knees on popcorn kernels! Bon Appetit!