Food Court Movie Podcast

JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because Jennifer Hudson’s snot reserves are running out! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Faster Pussycats Kill Kill

You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Appetit!

Caption: shabbadoobie

Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to meet grandpa! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Engage

Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get boobs! Bon Appetit!

Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to Cary on my wayward Elwes! Bon Appetit!

Photo Caption: I Don’t Think Ol’ St. Steve Will See This Remake A Hundred Times

Heavy sort-of New Orleans accent, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Knives Out, the new whodunit from Rian Johnson. Will Johnson’s knack for genre flourish once again? Or will this be some Leia floating around like Mary Poppins kinda bullshit? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give get nana something to eat. TO EAT! Bon Appetit!

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And the Oscar goes to……..Daniel Craig

I heard you paint houses, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis marveled at The Irishman, the new crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the 1-2-3 punch of DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci knock us out and stomp on our hand? Or will we wish Scorsese de-aged back to 1990? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give your daughter PTSD! Bon Appetit!

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Not my Hoffa. Note disconcerting lack of sideburns.

Speedy Delivery, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks. Will this meaty role satiate our hankering for Hanks? Or am I the captain now? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to cry! Bon Appetit!

Caption: We See You, Joaquin

God Bless Wifi, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Sean saw Parasite, the new thriller from Bong Joon-Ho. Will anything I write be a spoiler? Can I even mention the basement? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because mentioning the basement definitely feels like a spoiler! Bon Appetit!

We need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycles, Food Courtinators! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw Terminator: Dark Fate, the newest Timebot attack on James Cameron’s most beloved characters. Will Tim Miller use his Deadpool skills to quip the franchise back into shape? Or will we be yelling More Like In-Terminable-nator? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because a Terminator married a lady and grew a beard! Bon Appetit!