Food Court Movie Podcast

Pew pew, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Extraction, the new action movie from The Russo Brothers. Will Thor kill them real good? Or will this be just another steaming pile of Asgarbage? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to beat up children! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Don’t worry, kid. They’ll find a way to make a sequel no matter who dies.

I can walk, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Jon dove into UPGRADE, the sci-fi horror classic from Leigh Whannell. Will the boys gush more than a 90s fruit snack? Or will they rip the movie apart like a strip of a different 90s fruit snack: Fruit by the Foot? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to break a man’s humerus and shoot him with his own bio-mechanical arm gun! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Not hardly Hardy, but he’ll do!

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Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Greed, the new satire from Michael Winterbottom. Will this comedy insightfully slice and dice the lifestyles of the rich and famous? Or will it crash like the stock market? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to deposit all of our vast wealth in tax-free offshore accounts! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Trigger Warning: Pervs

He’s right behind you, Food Victims! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw The Invisible Man, the sequel to Tom Cruise’s the Mummy. Can Leigh Whannell re-reach the high heights of Upgrade? Or has all his skill DISAPPEARED? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to for a floating knife to cut all our throats! Bon Appetit!

Caption: “Dr. Invisible Rosenpenis”

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Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to find a 7 foot tall black guy in the Yukon! Bon Appetit!

Caption: "Chewie Wept"

Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) dead Mom’s shoes! Bon Appetit!

Caption: “Nice Auschwitz Lady!”

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Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with roller skates! Bon Appetit!

Caption: “I guess Renee Montoya is not yet on Madonna’s level.....”

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Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pull

Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit!

Caption: So you wish this movie was good?

Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Land, Ho!