Food Court Movie Podcast

Reality ain't what it used to be, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, a movie with the silly premise that what we read and watch can drive us insane. Will the boys, as the kids say, "read Sutter Cane?" Or is 90s Carpenter better off forgotten? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, enter and empty theater, and laugh your ass off as a highlight reel of your own life plays before you! Bon Appetit!

Caption: DO YOU DRINK SUTTER HOME?!

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Carpentober continues: Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael and (returning triumphantly) Jon watched John Carpenter's VAMPIRES, the swinging dick vampire flick from old JC. Will the boys toss on their leather jackets and have a kick-ass good time? Or will they resignedly don their cowhide coats and have a butt-kicking good time? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to karate chop a man in half! Bon Appetit!

Caption: "Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart? Cuz I put a stake in your heart?"

Here's The Thing, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's THE THING, the goo-horror classic from, you guessed it, John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy the mystery and intrigue of one of cinema's classic monster movies? Or will they take a bold stance against greatness? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time for your head to explode into four parts, your skull to fall out, and a long, whip-like tongue to fall out! Bon Appetit!

Caption: "You check your blood sugar for alien life forms and you check it often. No reason not to."

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael Hampton watched The Devil All The Time, the downer drama starring Tom Holland. Will this story of a town with an evil underbelly ring true in these dark times? Or do we prefer movies that offer us an escape from such thoughts or at least some tiny amount of entertainment or didacticism? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to stew in misery! Bon Appetit!

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and new co-host Michael Hampton watched Tax Collector, the crime drama/Chevy commercial from Director David Ayer. Will this gritty story captivate the home theater audience? Or is this the worst Cheech and Chong movie ever? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get a bunch of tattoos for a movie that will be instantly forgotten! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Not Pictured: most assuredly tattooed dong

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Change Willie watched RATATOUILLE, the coming-of-age rat story from Pixar. Will Brad Bird delight the senses and tug the heart strings? Or is childhood itself a scam that insufficiently prepares us for the horrors of adulthood? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to trip balls and talk to a French apparition! Bon Appetit!

Caption: The Departed somehow felt shorter than Ratatouille!

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Brian Bates watched The Breakfast Club, the coming-of-age classic from John Hughes. Will the boys applaud The Brat Pack's finest hour? Or should this problematic fav be destroyed forever? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to break glass with the force of your weed scream! Bon Appetit!

Caption: You Mess With The Burr, You Get The Horns

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched HOST, the Zoom ghost story from Director Rob Savage. Will this be cinema's next great evolution? Or is entertainment just what the government uses to distract us from the inevitability of our extinction? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to invite a demonic presence into your house! Bon Appetit!

Caption: (G)host in the (S)hell

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Move theaters no longer exist so Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched The Old Guard, the immortal mercenary movie starring Charlize Theron. Will Charlize reach the heights of Fury Road once again? Or was even bringing up Fury Road a huge mistake? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get our your weird circle axe! Bon Appetit!

Caption: She don't look a day over 3,000

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carl Roberts III watched Over The Top, the estranged family arm wrestle festival starring Sylvester "Sly" Stallone. Will Stallone's veiny arms win the day? Or should they change the name to Under The Bottom? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to arm wrestle a punk on a pinball machine! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Would Buy This Shirt