Food Court Movie Podcast

What the devil, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE DEVILS, the Nunsploitation epic from Ken Russell! Will the chaps have smiles in the shape of Oliver Reed's pointy moustache? Or will they yell, "Another naked nun?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to monologue while being burned at the stake! Bon Appetit!

Caption: "You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?"

My hat is like a sharks fin, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched DEEP BLUE SEA, the Flowers for Algernon of shark movies from Renny Harlin! Will the boys love the gratuitous shark carnage? Or will they start an inspiring speech in the hope that they get eaten mid-sentence? Tune in too find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to say, "You killed my bird." Bon Appetit!

Caption: "What could possibly go wrong"

Hunky boys, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched PSYCHO GOREMAN, the rubber suit blood fest from Steven Kostanski! Will the bros love the goofs and the gags? Or will they do a lot of deep sighs as another silly thing happens? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to turn a kid into a brain. Bon Appetit!

Caption: Don't Let The Smooth Box Fool Ya

Here's your courtesy tap, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched UNHINGED, the down and dirty road rage movie starring Russell Crowe! Will the fellas delight in the hijinx of our portly anti-hero? Or will Crowe be just big enough to fail? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to drive a truck through a cop car. Bon Appetit!

Caption: "I'll have the steak sandwich and the........steak sandwich."

I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TENET, the new clock-action movie from Christopher Nolan! Will the gents love this time-twisted shoot-em-up? Or will they yell the title of the 70s sitcom, "What's happening?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your CIA pill because it's time to blow up a building backwards. Bon Appetit!

Caption: "I'm sorry, what?"

Every Little Things she does is magic, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE LITTLE THINGS, the new serial killer thriller from Denzel! Will the boys gasp as each new twist turns? Or will they pray for a swift death via shovel? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to get into a car with a suspected serial killer. Bon Appetit!

Caption: The Method Man

Before I kill you I'm going to throw your baby out the window, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's ZODIAC, to close Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will we get to the bottom of the best Finch? Or will we follow the clues to a dead end? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to slap a wet mimeographed driver's license onto Dave Toschi's front door. Bon Appetit!

Caption: "Gooooooooodbyyyyyyye."

THE GAME is afoot (a movie), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE GAME, as part of Manksgiving Thanksgiving where we rank all his films! Will this be the movie that gamed the savage beasts? Or will the boys say, "the Game Over?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to steal the Yellow Pages. Bon Appetit!

Caption: "It's time to play The Gaaaaaame!"

His majesty prefers not to be moistened, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's GONE GIRL, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the fellas follow the clues and love the mystery? Or will they, like the tv duck, yell "Attack!"? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to slash Neil Patrick Harris's throat while he bones you. Bon Appetit!

Caption: The Heroes We Deserve

He made me F her, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's SE7EN, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the boys forget old acquaintances as they watch the John Doe's horrors unfold? Or will they splash hot spaghetti sauce in their eyes that they may look no longer? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to strap on the strap-on to end all strap-ons. Bon Appetit!

Caption: The Man Who Taught Kev His Massage Parlour Moves