Food Court Movie Podcast

Bright Light, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Joe Dante’s GREMLINS, the charming story of a boy and his pet! Will the chums be filled with good cheer as the Gremlins murder an old lady? Or will they say humbug to all those puppets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to put a monster in a microwave and watch its head gush blood as it explodes. Bon Appetit!

Caption: "Bright Light! Wash Your Hands!"

Get away from her, you bitchin' Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Jon and special guest Jason Shawhan (The AV Club, Nashville Scene) watched David Fincher's Alien 3 for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! And quit your grinnin' and drop your linen, cuz this is a long one. Will the fellas reappraise this often misunderstood sci-fi housing of Fincher's nascent directorial efforts? Or will their disdain come bursting out their chests through much offal or milky white droidstuff? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to try and hold your breath and scream at the same time! Bon Appetit!

Caption: The Magnificent Aliensons

Manks for all the memories, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's MANK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas delight in this celebration of old Hollywood? Or will they Mank their lucky stars that it's over? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to Mank the spunky. Bon Appetit!

Caption: "If you think I had it bad on Magnificent Ambersons, ask Fincher about Alien3!"

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys love this whimsical tale about ever-encroaching death? Or will they find the Shar Pei baby too off-putting? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to towk with a southiern aaaccent. Bon Appetit!

Caption: CATS, but with Bad Grandpas

And their blood shall be upon them, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the chums have a grand time with all the sadism? Or will the deep dive into minutiae numb their poor brains? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to find a good use for that rigid, shining dildo. Bon Appetit!

Caption: A Love Story

Here it is! I'm Raoul, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's PANIC ROOM for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the Courtesans delight in the dark thrills of this haunted house (by robbers)? Or will they line up for the door like Jared Leto's corn rows? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to smoke crack. Bon Appetit!

Caption: Last of the Independents

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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE SOCIAL NETWORK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys point and click with this movie? Or does Zuck not deserve a much more lacerating bio? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because I'm the CEO, bitch! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Surf's up, bitches.

The First rule of Food Club is we don't talk about Food Club, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's Fight Club for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas get macho and eschew dainty concerns like furniture? Or will the stench of the alt-right linger in the noses of our fair heroes a bit too long? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to destroy Jared Leto's face. Bon Appetit!

Caption: Yes, you.

Hey Mikey he likes it, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN II, the classic tales of a deranged madman who wears a mask to cover up his acne. Will the boys delight in the deaths of so many teens and nurses? Or will this episode be so divisive that Michael and Sean fight a duel of death at dawn? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Pure Evil

Carpentober continues, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched John Carpenter presents BODY BAGS, a proud ripoff of Tales from the Crypt. Will the EC Comics stylings be so much bloody putty in Carpenter’s capable hands? Or was old John too busy playing Super Mario Kart? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pesto because it’s time to sip a formaldehyde martini! Bon Appetit!

Caption: Auteur.