Kale – NO, Meal Kit Misery, review of Carrabba’s, Take a Cruise with Martha, Hot Chicken Wing Oreos and the headdress of kings, the royal Pineapple.

Zombie Piglets, Muskrat Love gone bad, the plastic glove myth, McDonalds Gives up, pickle chips, A new Anthony Bourdain book, exciting new foods and the happy-go-lucky Nilla Wafer.

European Veggie Frisbees, The Gayest Chic Fil A on the planet, Brie goes Bust, Space Pizza Cadbury Crème Eggs Mayo, Kids have too much money and the smelly but luscious Durian.

Fast Food workers are nigh, Kitty Food, BBW Blows it, Avocado Heads, More Beans Mr Taggart, Burger Kings its impossible and the lovely and talented Panang Curry!

The food world has gone to hell. I’ll have a Chevy with pepperoni and mushrooms, KFC recipe revealed, a bag of bunny farts and the tangy pepperoncini.

The Plight of the Manic Depressed American Farmer plus Miller punches back, Papa Shaq’s Pizza? Vasectomy Cakes and the luscious, mouth-watering honey mango!

Alien Robot Chefs have landed, Chipotle just doesn’t get it. Food recalls galore, Unicorn Fart beer and Gordon Ramsay calls out Piers Morgan. Plus, today we celebrate Asparagus.

Papa’s got a brand new bag, KFC goes commie, Texas chainsaw massacre BBQ and sheep flavored orange juice? Gwyneth Paltrow takes credit for bringing us gluten free and the age-old question… do fish have balls?

Plus, Whole Food is closing all stores, Beer Flavors gone MAD, Martha goes to pot and the lovable Grape Tomato.

What is movie butter, and blackberry cobbler heaven?