Fool Disclosure

Fool Disclosure

By Dorje Swallow and Jono BurnsComedy
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  • The Okine Tapes
    Matt Okine as you've never heard him before, opening up to two mates about how hard it is to work with friends who don't have high enough standards, as one of the two mates interviewing him doesn't have high enough standards. Very Metta.
    1 hr 5 min
  • Fool Disclosure - Episode 14 - Zahra Newman Gives Us the Good Oil
    After some technical issues (thanks for the heads up foolfans Mr Gilroy and Mr Mcleish) we're back with a real humdinger!  Star of stage and screen Zahra Newman takes a break from starring in the broadway smash The Book of Mormon to talk to us about race, sex and faecal matter!   We get down and dirty and, in traditional style, Dorje and Jono can't resist sharing their own Fool Disclosure's once Zahra brings out her nuggets of gold.  Some notable highlights include the "Where's Your Buddha Now?"  story and of course Jono's hilarious chapter of "Dating On The Squirts" featuring a French damsel and a canoe. There's plenty of controversy and critique as we talk casting in Australia and racial prejudice, but once Zahra winds up and let's loose, we fire up (or is it down?) the laughs like only This Podcast can.   Enjoy Fool Fans!  Another star unpacks their personal diary of shame,  all for your ears only...
    1 hr 8 min
  • Fool Disclosure - Episode 13 - For the Fans!: World Cup Violence, Je't Burnell, and BDE.
    We're back with another bumper episode!  This one's all about showing the love to our Fool Fans!
    We begin with some shout outs to some of our loyal fans, and then move onto Jono's Fool Disclosure of being brutalised twice while trying to catch the last stages of the World Cup.  Dorje share's his own recent exposure to some Newtown Left Wing Racists, and we smoothly move into our review for the week, the horror film Hereditary. After the boys lock horns over the film, we move onto Dorje's Fool Disclosure of the week, involving acting in a play, the mistaken identity of a jet lighter, an actress he was enamoured with, being backstage, and trying to mask his less than pleasant body odour before his on stage entrance.  It has all the key ingredients of a ripper tale!
    Jono tries to explain the term BDE which is currently doing the rounds, and finally we receive a call from Rickard Dickens from Canada who breaks it down in far more (or less) detail, much to Dorje's dismay.Tuck in Fool Fans, this episode is full of thrills and spills, so come get your fill(s)!
    1 hr 9 min
  • Fool Disclosure - Episode 13 - For the Fans!: World Cup Violence, Je’t Burnell, and BDE.

    We're back with another bumper episode!  This one's all about showing the love to our Fool Fans!


    We begin with some shout outs to some of our loyal fans, and then move onto Jono's Fool Disclosure of being brutalised twice while trying to catch the last stages of the World Cup.  Dorje share's his own recent exposure to some Newtown Left Wing Racists, and we smoothly move into our review for the week, the horror film Hereditary.

    After the boys lock horns over the film, we move onto Dorje's Fool Disclosure of the week, involving acting in a play, the mistaken identity of a jet lighter, an actress he was enamoured with, being backstage, and trying to mask his less than pleasant body odour before his on stage entrance.  It has all the key ingredients of a ripper tale!


    Jono tries to explain the term BDE which is currently doing the rounds, and finally we receive a call from Rickard Dickens from Canada who breaks it down in far more (or less) detail, much to Dorje's dismay.

    Tuck in Fool Fans, this episode is full of thrills and spills, so come get your fill(s)!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Fool Disclosure- Episode 12- The World Cup and Jamie Timony

    Greetings Fool Fans!  We are back with Ep 12 just in time for The World Cup Final Weekend. So get downloading you crazy cats!

    We start by easing you in with the sins of cooked avocado, before our traditional Sydney/Melbourne catch up, as Jono talks us through his latest Melbourne cultural samplings.  


    We then talk the wonder of The World Cup, before Jono launches into a mini fool disclosure featuring him failing terribly as the clown in the crowd at an Australia v Syria World Cup qualifier. 


    We are interrupted by non other than Vladimir Putin who calls in to drop another of his hip-hop masterpieces.  A true gift from the Kremlin as they stage the Worlds Biggest Sporting Event!


    After recovering from the shock Dorje gives his less than glowing review of a recent St Vincent concert...

    Then from minute 31 we feature our first special guest, Jamie Timony of These New South Whales and Mossy fame.  He talks us through his own fool disclosure and the boys put him through the ringer as only they can!  

    Tucker down fools! 


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    1 hr
  • Fool Disclosure- Episode 12- The World Cup and Jamie Timony
    Greetings Fool Fans!  We are back with Ep 12 just in time for The World Cup Final Weekend. So get downloading you crazy cats! We start by easing you in with the sins of cooked avocado, before our traditional Sydney/Melbourne catch up, as Jono talks us through his latest Melbourne cultural samplings.  
    We then talk the wonder of The World Cup, before Jono launches into a mini fool disclosure featuring him failing terribly as the clown in the crowd at an Australia v Syria World Cup qualifier. 
    We are interrupted by non other than Vladimir Putin who calls in to drop another of his hip-hop masterpieces.  A true gift from the Kremlin as they stage the Worlds Biggest Sporting Event!
    After recovering from the shock Dorje gives his less than glowing review of a recent St Vincent concert...Then from minute 31 we feature our first special guest, Jamie Timony of These New South Whales and Mossy fame.  He talks us through his own fool disclosure and the boys put him through the ringer as only they can!   Tucker down fools! 
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    1 hr
  • Fool Disclosure-Episode 11-The Unwanted Advances Episode

    Peeps, we are back....after an extended hiatus due to Dorje completing his customary tredding of the theatrical boards for the year.  

    The big coup de gras this week is we are revealing three, yes THREE BIG FOOL DISCLOSURES in ONE episode.  Three absolute howizters, featuring big names like Drew Barrymore, John Cornell and Delvene Delaney.


    This weeks focus is all about Unwanted Advances, and all three disclosures link in with the theme, but we don't want to give too much away...


    We open with our customary catch up on all things Melbourne and Sydney in Jono and Dorj's life, including a disgusting Snapchat that has been going the rounds, before ripping straight into The Drew Barrymore Fool Disclosure from Hollywood 2010.


    We then hear from Jono as he fills us in with his new Kanye West album review, complete with the Pusha T and Drake dis tracks scandal. 


    From there we head to India and Varanasi for an Unwanted Advance that almost ended in disaster in a very TAKEN like disclosure from Dorje, without a Liam Neeson in sight.


    And we finish with Jono's Fool Disclosure of the week, when he just could't keep his hands off the shoulders of a certain distinguished Australian national treasure.  


    It's all about advances you'd prefer hadn't have happened, as we emphasise the importance of context and consent, in this weeks Triple Crown epsiode, where you get more bang for your hour than ever before.


    Getty Up Fool Fans!


     


     


     

    1 hr
  • Fool Disclosure-Episode 11-The Unwanted Advances Episode
    Peeps, we are back....after an extended hiatus due to Dorje completing his customary treading of the theatrical boards for the year.  The big coup de gras this week is we are revealing three, yes THREE BIG FOOL DISCLOSURES in ONE episode.  Three absolute howizters, featuring big names like Drew Barrymore, John Cornell and Delvene Delaney.
    This weeks focus is all about Unwanted Advances, and all three disclosures link in with the theme, but we don't want to give too much away...
    We open with our customary catch up on all things Melbourne and Sydney in Jono and Dorj's life, including a disgusting Snapchat that has been going the rounds, before ripping straight into The Drew Barrymore Fool Disclosure from Hollywood 2010.
    We then hear from Jono as he fills us in with his new Kanye West album review, complete with the Pusha T and Drake dis tracks scandal. 
    From there we head to India and Varanasi for an Unwanted Advance that almost ended in disaster in a very TAKEN like disclosure from Dorje, without a Liam Neeson in sight.
    And we finish with Jono's Fool Disclosure of the week, when he just could't keep his hands off the shoulders of a certain distinguished Australian national treasure.  
    It's all about advances you'd prefer hadn't have happened, as we emphasise the importance of context and consent, in this weeks Triple Crown epsiode, where you get more bang for your hour than ever before.
    Getty Up Fool Fans!
    1 hr
  • Fool Disclosure-Episode 10-The SOCIAL-ISM Episode

    In this weeks super long and strong 10th episode, to commemorate the 500th time our podcast has been downloaded by the WORLD, we go simply RED on your ass.  No, nothing at all to do with Mick Hucknall, although we are treated to a  special guest reporting on notable ginger Prince Harry. We're talking politics, baby!


    We start off with a tradional life update, and once we've got the standard niceties out of the way, we whip into Jono's recent trip to see Professor Harry Glasbeek launch his book Capitalism: A Crime Story.  In traditional Jono form he doesn't really engage with the concepts, but has a lot to say about Harry's peformance.  What a loveable dope Jono is.  A class A dope!


    We then find out about Jono's own personal socialist utopian experiences, at the Burning Man festival.  A particularly famous tent gets a through working over, as the boys unpack unprotected sex orgies for people with herpies.  FUN!


    After Dorje brings the tone down a notch or two with his customary penchant for all things crass, we move into our review of the week, the excellent The Death of Stalin.


    Just when it looks like we will get through the week without a guest caller, Rupert from Riverview gives the guys a bell for his take on The Royal Wedding.  Things go a little sidewise when he takes issue with the Socialist inclinations of the podcast and launches into a spirited attack on Jono and percieved hypocrisies.  He finished with some decidely conservative view points, that sound a little too close to Breibart for comfort. 


    Jono comes home strong with his Belligerent Burns for the week, a recent gig he attended featuring the rather disappointing performer Iron & Wine, who railed against his audience for being lacklustre and lacking in enthusiasm.


    Get your political fix this week, as the boys give you the REAL issues, with real DEPTH and very little clarity or maturity.  Guaranteed.


     


     

    1 hr 19 min
  • Fool Disclosure-Episode 10-The SOCIAL-ISM Episode
    In this weeks super long and strong 10th episode, to commemorate the 500th time our podcast has been downloaded by the WORLD, we go simply RED on your ass.  No, nothing at all to do with Mick Hucknall, although we are treated to a  special guest reporting on notable ginger Prince Harry. We're talking politics, baby!
    We start off with a tradional life update, and once we've got the standard niceties out of the way, we whip into Jono's recent trip to see Professor Harry Glasbeek launch his book Capitalism: A Crime Story.  In traditional Jono form he doesn't really engage with the concepts, but has a lot to say about Harry's peformance.  What a loveable dope Jono is.  A class A dope!
    We then find out about Jono's own personal socialist utopian experiences, at the Burning Man festival.  A particularly famous tent gets a through working over, as the boys unpack unprotected sex orgies for people with herpies.  FUN!
    After Dorje brings the tone down a notch or two with his customary penchant for all things crass, we move into our review of the week, the excellent The Death of Stalin.
    Just when it looks like we will get through the week without a guest caller, Rupert from Riverview gives the guys a bell for his take on The Royal Wedding.  Things go a little sidewise when he takes issue with the Socialist inclinations of the podcast and launches into a spirited attack on Jono and percieved hypocrisies.  He finished with some decidely conservative view points, that sound a little too close to Breibart for comfort. 
    Jono comes home strong with his Belligerent Burns for the week, a recent gig he attended featuring the rather disappointing performer Iron & Wine, who railed against his audience for being lacklustre and lacking in enthusiasm.
    Get your political fix this week, as the boys give you the REAL issues, with real DEPTH and very little clarity or maturity.  Guaranteed.
    1 hr 19 min

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