Fools in a China Shop

This week Digs takes aim at two of the modern world’s greatest superpowers – Google and the Queen. Dil embarks on a weight-loss challenge aided by a system of unique punishments. And Suze talks pregnant women doing weird and wonderful things, and hits her family up for birthday money. Join us for another cheeky, sneaky week of Fools in a China Shop!

This week Suze talks getting ugly for sex as the perfect way to deter herself from sleeping with the wrong people. We discover Dil’s bizarre morning ritual and Digs quizzes the gang about their relationship deal breakers. Oh, and the guys debate breastfeeding on airplanes. It’s another big episode of Fools in a China Shop!

Dil’s rediscovering his roots in Sri Lanka this week, so sadly he misses out on Digs and Suze cutting loose on the subjects of receiving gifts on the first date (is that really a thing?) and which 90s character represents Digs the best. Suze takes a trip to the mechanics and finds out what really goes on behind the roller door, while Digs gets bitch slapped! Just another week on Fools in a China Shop.

Dil is away in Sri Lanka so Fox FM’s Dan Anstey steps in and talks accidental fancy dress and cutting corners with removalists. Suze has started dating her friend’s brother but is unsure of the etiquette, despite engaging the help of a palm reader. Digs gets hit on by a guy in an unlikely place, and talks big nights out and even bigger hangovers. The team also discuss the highs and lows of Adam Sandler and indulge in a quickie game of Urban Dic.

The team find out if there’s a difference between male and female strippers, Digs has some noisy, naughty neighbors and we find out why Ronald McDonald is a total boss.

In the team’s quest to find out who Digs really is, he shares the story of the time he got arrested. It involves a taxi, floor mats and hundred dollar bills y’all…

Meanwhile Dil is keen to find out if cheapskates are a turn off to women, Suze seeks some counsel on her online shopping addiction and we find it out it’s the ‘breast’ of times and the worst of times for female tennis players and advertising.

The team also hit upon a question for the ages: what happens to your liver in the afterlife and if you’re accountable for your actions when you’re drunk.

Digs is complaining about no hot water or hot showers in his apartment when Dil drops a bombshell about his personal hygiene and morning routine before laying down a challenge to Digs.

While Jay-Z and Solange are getting into a family feud, the gang share their stories of sibling violence as well as their renting nightmares.

Meanwhile, Suze goes to the movies by herself. Naww.

Suze has quit her job and has never felt better. That might be because of the peculiar relationship she has with the family chiropractor.

We find out if Digs has what it takes to be a Big Brother housemate after he visits the auditions, and he shares some minor ‘Jesus Walks’ miracles that he’s experienced this week.

Meanwhile, Dil is wondering why he has no best friend. Naww.

Dil has just completed his first run of solo stand up comedy shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. He did it all sober, but a trip to the doctor reveals the toll comedy has taken on his body. The team talk alcohol and when you should start drinking.

Suze has a moral dilemma when she a note is left on her car’s windscreen and wrangles with her karma balance.

The team also discuss the world’s youngest parents after Britain broke their record, the marijuana celebration day 4-20 falling on Easter this year and what possible benefits a serious head trauma could have.

You’ll also pick up a few handy hints for remembering names, as well as a quick game of Urban Dic.

Suze is receiving her first rejection letters for her new novel and finds inspiration in JK Rowling and Stephen King. She also asks about the tattoos that you now regret and dishes some dirt on drug use in the media industry.

Dil talks comedy audience backlash and ticket refunds, while Digs talks public marriage proposals, the royal baby visit and over the top weather reports.

The team also discuss sexy underwear and going commando, Miranda Kerr’s revelations about her sexuality and the phrase ‘tongueing dudes left, right and centre’ does comes up…