Football Absurdity

Jeff got sick this week, and threw the scheduling into a tizzy, so it’s just Walker & Jeff. To preserve Mike’s ability to discuss the Bengals, they shift to a conversation. They both finished their first run of ranks, so they discussed them for a bit, mostly arguing about Jameson Williams. Walker has an Adam Thielen Hot Take for you all.

Jeff’s Ranks

Walker’s Ranks

Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but there are a lot of awkward gaps in here referencing soundboard noises that did not make it to the podcast. Anyway, we take a look at the Jacksonville Jaguars, Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans, and Tennessee Titans. Stay tuned as we talk next week about the AFC West!

Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft!

Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out on Patreon next week to hear about the Buffalo Bills, the New York Giants, the New England Patriots, and the Miami Dolphins!

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock draft! We will be back on Friday Night to review round one and live react to round two! To hear that, sign up for our Patreon for $3/month!

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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ???

They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien Martinez, Jarquez Hunter, Tahj Brooks, Jordan James, Jacory Croskey-Merritt before talkinga bout their Trey Ragas Memorial Picks (Cam Skattebo, Montrell Jordan and Jaydon Blue).

Finally, they empty the notebook on the remaining backs in this class, who are unlikely to find fantasy football relevance.

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Mike, Walker & Jeff touch on free agency and take a look at this extremely uninspiring class of quarterback prospects, breaking down their top six at the position, and the Trey Regas Memorial Pick for all three! They also discuss NBA Top Shot, for some reason.

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a lineup for the playoff challenge!