Football Absurdity

Folks, it was a great Thursday Night for millennials. Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers dueled it out on Thursday Night Football, Max Scherzer screamed at his coach for pulling him out of the ALCS game against the Mariners, Zohran Mamdani got to be the sleek bullet train to Andrew Cuomo’s seething coal locomotive, and Jeff didn’t hurt himself sleeping. Walker & Jeff review the Unc Bowl before getting into EVEN MORE MOVIES that Walker hasn’t seen, and they preview the week 7 slate.

Jeff flies solo because Walker & Mike couldn’t face him after the 49ers STUNNED the Rams on Thursday Night Football. He then runs through all the games in week five!

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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review Thursday Night Football & look ahead to week four!

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Walker & Jeff breakdown the week 3 slate & review TNF

Mike & Jeff review TNF, briefly eulogize Austin Ekeler’s career, and look forward to week two in the fantasy football landscape!

Walker & Jeff look forward at Week 1’s action! The season is here! They also recap the opening game of the season & live-react to the Chiefs & Chargers!

Walker, Mike & Jeff run down all the news from Tuesday’s cut-down day before getting into their bust lists for 2025!

Walker, Mike & Jeff take a look back at the first two weeks of preseason news and ask themselves, “Does it matter?” to news about every team.

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Mike, Walker & Jeff return to discuss the NFC West, tattoos, Western Michigan Football, and of course, the San Francisco Giants & Detroit Lions.

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Mike, Walker & Jeff go all the way off the rails as they discuss James Joyce’s wife, Russell Wilson’s advertisements, the Eagles, Commanders, Cowboys and New York Football Giants! Also, Jeff and Walker make a Pizza Bet, AJ Brown versus Amon-Ra St. Brown. We will be back next week on Patreon for the NFC South!

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