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September 19, 2019 17: Episode 17 | Scot Squad Special and an Oompa Loompa
This week is full of Daft as we invite Grado's co-stars from Scot Squad Darren Connell aka Bobby and narrator/creator Joe Hullait.

Find out what lead to Darren have visions of Ainsley Harriot after a visit to Peru, why Keith Chegwin blocked Joe on twitter and how Grado could have become a police officer himself!

We also bring to you, Who Are You, as we invite a wrestling Oompa Loompa, aka Wee Jimmy, into the studio

Plus a look ahead to the Edinburgh Derby with the Hearts and Hibs fans, why you shouldn't ask Grado why he his sweating and your chance to win free beer!

Episode 17 is here.
1 hr 11 min
September 12, 2019 16: Episode 16 | Tam Cowan, Partick Thistle's James Penrice & all the fallout from Scotlands performances
Football Daft hits sweet 16, meaning we can buy a lottery, drive a moped and have sex!

To celebrate, Tam Cowan joins Ewen and Grado in the studio to talk about 25 years of 'Off the Ball', getting bribed as a restaurant critic and how some couple are using him to blag free meals!

After pictures of his maw appeared on a previous episode, Partick Thistle's James Penrice isn't happy with Grado, so Ewen decided to invite him on for Who Are You! #awkward

Plus Famous Tartan Army editor Iain Emerson disects the Scotland performance with the boys, Ian Durrant's collaboration with 2unlimited and your chance to win free beer!

It's Episode 16 of Football Daft, we're off out to buy a lottery ticket...
1 hr 23 min
September 05, 2019 15: Episode 15 | Ian Durrant, Ian Crocker & Old Firm Fall Out
It's the two Ians, on this weeks episode of Football Daft as Messrs Durrant and Crocker join Ewen and Grado for the fifteenth show.

Rangers legend, Ian Durrant joins the boys to talk about why it's not a good idea to nutmeg Graeme Souness, why Gazza shouldn't be left with an expensive whisky collection and how a night in a kebab shop changed his life!

And it's the return of Who Are You with the voice of Scottish football Ian Crocker. After hearing Grado's impression Crocks wants to get his own back!

Plus why Grado hates straws, the fall out from the Old Firm with the fans and your chance to win free beer!

It's time to get Football Daft with Episode 15

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1 hr 26 min
August 29, 2019 14: Episode 14 | Darren Jackson, Old Firm Fans & Grado's Dad's Dug
It's derby day in Glasgow (say it in Ian Crockers voice) and on Episode 14, we look forward to the Old Firm with ex-Celtic star Darren Jackson and fans of both sides.
As well as looking at Sunday's game, Darren tells us about his time in football, how he ended up at Gazza's wedding, the header heard around the world and his new life as a chauffeur to the stars
Ewen and Grado, are also chatting to some Rangers and Celtic supporting Football Daft listeners on FaceTime, getting their verdict on the big game.
Plus how Grado's Dad ended up with dug jobby on his face, why shop security tags and pants don't mix and did we mention you can win free beer!
It's all on a bumper episode of Football Daft.
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1 hr 25 min
August 22, 2019 13: Episode 13 | Alex Totten, Mark Dallas & Alex Williamson
It's Episode number thirteen, unlucky for some, but lucky for you as this week Ewen and Grado speak to Scottish football legend Alex Totten, ICW owner Mark Dallas and the Loose Aussie, Alex Williamson....
Tots, tell us about his time under Jock Wallace at Rangers, how he got into a square go with Walter Smith and what to expect from his beloved Falkirk this season.
Mark Dallas, known to most as the owner of wrestling company ICW has just taken over as Vice President of Maryhill FC and arrives to give the boys the new strip as well as talk about his 'Champ Man' style role at the club.
And he is selling out at the fringe and is on the podcast to talk about his love of Scottish football, the one and only Alex Williamson. Known as the Loose Aussie, the Bogan Aussie or Shooter, expect a lot of expletives and listen to the abuse he hands out to Ewen and Grado!
Plus the chance to win free beer, Partick Thistles Jame's Penrice's maw and Grado's big declaration too Ewen.
It's Episode 13, there's f**k all unlucky about it!
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48 min
August 15, 2019 12: Episode 12 | Tommy Sheridan & fans join us on the line after Celtic's CL exit!
It's a dozen!!!
Politician, Big Brother star and general polarising fella Tommy Sheridan joins the show to talk all things Celtic, football and...well, Coolio.
'Who Are You' took a week off this week as we had fans join us on FaceTime to chat about Celtic's shock Champion's League exit. The season is hotting up domestically and we get YOUR view on how it's all shaping up.
Plus, last week Grado told the world how he cheated on his Music exam...well, that might have backfired. He gets confronted this week by 'The SQA'. Uh-oh.
Join the team and get ono board for Football Daft Episode 12
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1 hr 8 min
August 08, 2019 11: Episode 11 | Billy Brown, David Tanner & Grado sings the songs of Miss Saigon
We have made it to a full team of shows as we hit Episode 11 and this baby could be our star striker.

One half of Scottish Footballs version of Ant and Dec, Billy Brown joins us to talk about about his career in management. Find out how he almost got into a square go with Derek McInnes, what he really thinks off Vladimir Romanov and we talk about 'that viral video' of his passionate plea at East Fife.

On Who Are You, it's former Sky Sports presenter David Tanner and Grado is super excited (we think a little wee came out). David tells us about the Scottish Cup draw that went wrong, what goes on behind the scenes when the football is on and the biggest telling off he has ever had in football.

Plus Grado's unconventional advice for those of you getting your exam results, a look back at the weekends results and the chance to win free beer! Yes, that's right, free beer...

Join the team and get on board for Football Daft Episode 11
1 hr 5 min
August 01, 2019 10: Episode 10 | Jose Quitongo, Trainspotting 2 actor Simon Weir & how Grado shaves his baws with a bankcard!
Football Daft Episode 10 arrives just before the season starts and it's a belter (if we do say so ourselves)
Scottish football cult hero and a man of many clubs, Jose Quitongo joins Ewen and Grado to talk about the Hearts 98 squad Whats App group, the Hamilton Palace and how he ended up in jail because of a jobby! You cannot miss this interview...
Actor Simon Weir (the guy who has fun with a dildo in Trainspotting 2) is the guest for Who Are You and really freaks out Grado! He gives us an insight into Danny Boyle and his love of Olly Murs, how he wrote part of the script for Trainspotting 2 and looks ahead to Celtic's season.
Plus discussions on current transfer deals, pubic hair and cottage pies!
Blow the whistle and lets kick off Football Daft Episode 10.

1 hr 10 min
July 25, 2019 9: Episode 9 | Killie Superfan Gordon Sawers, Miss Scotland Keryn Matthew & Ewen's son the Celtic fan!
Episode 9 is here and the 2019/20 season is just 2 WEEKS AWAY!!! Thank F*ck!
Kilmarnock superfan joins us on FaceTime from his home to talk Killie's "humiliating" exit from Europe to Welsh part time outfit Connah's Quay Nomads...and his wee mum even makes a cameo!
On Who Are You, the newly crowned Miss Scotland Keryn Matthew takes the hotseat, but will Grado be able to identify her? (clue: naw!)
And Ewen steals Grado's Rant this week to vent on a deeply personal issue. His third born son has betrayed him and turned his back on Hearts...and he's decided to follow the Champions. Ewen is not happy.
Plus Jackie from the Evening Times' Wee Red Book pops in to give us a rundown on the new book and make her predictions for the season!
Football Daft Episode 8, it's YERSEL!!!
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1 hr 11 min
July 18, 2019 8: Episode 8 | Scottish Boxing legend Gary Jacobs, Mind Reader Colin Cloud & Aberdeen v Ewen
Fancy hearing a Scottish Boxing legend? Want to listen to Grado's mind literally exploding? How about Ewen being taking to task over his comments about Aberdeen? Well come to bed honey and get it on with Football daft Episode 8!
Scottish hall of fame boxer Gary Jacobs joins Ewen and Grado to chat about the passing of one of boxings greatest pound for pond fighters, who would win a Rocky 3 style fight (think Hulk Hogan v Rocky) between him and Grado and who in Scottish football would make the best boxer!
On Who Are You, mind reader of the stars and America's Got Talent contestant, Colin Cloud is our guest. Find out what happens when he has a go at reading Grado's mind and literally makes it explode in the process!
And radio presenter and Dons supporter Paul Harper steps up for Aberdeen Football Club to take Ewen to task over his comments about the club.
Plus Grado's disastrous encounter with his girlfriends parents, all the latest transfer news and why you should never offer tomato sauce in a bowl to Grado!
Stand by for Football Daft episode 8!
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1 hr 12 min