Everyone is preparing for the 35th wedding anniversary of Jack and Judy Geller. For this event, Monica wants to make the toast instead of Ross, and she's considering talking about the subject of Chi-Chi, the late family dog. Phoebe's date is an extremely enthusiast man, Parker, who likes to make an exuberant fuss about everything. He starts with Rachel, telling her about the "miracle of birth." At the party, Ross and Rachel are stunned that his parents have told everyone that they've gotten married, and want them to maintain the pretense for the guests. Everyone starts to make jokes about Parker and his ridiculously effusive comments about the freeway, the city and how he takes a "mental picture" of happy moments. Phoebe hears their jokes and gets angry, arguing that she has never criticized their dates, and that Parker's enthusiastically way of seeing life isn't all bad. But eventually she realizes that Parker indeed makes a big fuss over everything: the plates on the buffet, the ...