It's Episode 19 and we've cracked the code: if we don't talk about Bella and Edward, we all have a wonderful time. We consensually read Twilight Chapter 14 and Midnight Sun Chapter 18, because around these parts, consent is key.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

It's a chapter we've all been waiting for and in true FFS fashion, we're terribly disappointed. Join us this week as we discuss SMeyer's version of a bodice ripper, Twilight Chapter 13 and Midnight Sun Chapter 17. Spoiler: there are no strippers.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Two and a half months.....we've been away longer than Bella and Edward date before they get married. We're back, and the audio is worse than ever! After a major hurricane, a couple of vacations and one cross country move, Misty, Misty and Kendall finally sit down to discuss what we may or may not have read many weeks ago: Twilight Chapter 12 and Midnight Sun Chapter 16.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

After an extended absence and in the midst of a historic hurricane, we bring to you this week Chapters 14 and 15 of Midnight Sun. You read that right... two Midnight Sun chapters.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

This week, we do something a little different: we talk a little bit about ourselves. And before you ask, no it's not really information anyone wants. But Bella had to tell Edward so we have to tell you! So relax with us, because this chapter is boring and we just want to know what your favorite Linkin Park song is.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Welcome to episode 14, where the character bios are made up and the plot doesn't matter. We're your middle aged hosts Misty, Misty and Kendall, and this week we try to tiptoe around SMeyer's weird attempts at describing teen sexual attention without gagging. *offers elbow* Shall we?

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We're back and we're oozing with trash energy after reading Twilight chapter 10 and Midnight Sun chapter 11, Interrogations! Join us as we talk about vampire reproduction(again), SIDDS and ask the age old question, "What does Edward smell like?". Funnily enough, there are no interrogations. Thanks SMeyer!

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Listen, we love playing 20 questions just as much as the next vampire, but this is ridiculous. Join us as we experience the first real conversation between Edward and Bella, as Edward speed races back to Forks after rescuing and force feeding Bella in Port Angeles.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

If there was ever any doubt that we are middle aged, we thoroughly discuss hard seltzer for approximately 30 minutes this recording. Don't worry, you'll only get a taste of that conversation because we're back after a week break and we're ready to talk about the first exciting event in Twilight and Breaking Dawn, the trip to Port Angeles!

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. 

We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. 

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. 

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We've made it to the double digits! Welcome to episode 10 of For Forks Sake!  This week we read the Midnight Sun chapter, Ghost, that mirrors last week's Twilight chapter. It's like reading last week's chapter again, with more angst and creepiness. You'll hear desperate confusion from at least one FFS host whom we suggest see their doctor regarding their blood pressure.

We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.

We'd also like the thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here.

Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.

Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com.

All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.