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Topics include: Bartered Erotic Fiction, Rustic Pinterest Garbage, Bears - Stuffed or Not

A single Groupon leads to an excruciating amount of potato-based comedy. Can you handle all the food humor that we have to offer?

Topics include: Trampoline art, cow AI, and an entire golf course.

Get ready to experience the Harry Potter series like you never have before. Three "experts" will beautifully retell J.K. Rowling's astounding tale that really really goes off the rails by, like, the third book.

Topics include: Pirate businesses, "Here's Your Sign", and the J.K.verse.

This week, we tackle the intriguing world of school advertised through Craigslist. How many times has that copy been translated, copied and pasted, and re-translated? We may never know.

Topics include: Being from Ecuador, dong gongs, and old, bad, bicycles.

This time around, we get into taking your love of carpentry and turning it into an Etsy store with tasteful, yet intriguing, wood-themed nudity.

Topics include: Selling weed on Craigslist, off-brand Jeff Foxworthy mugs, and how to re-brand your new cult.

In our first episode, we do such a very good job of talking about salesmanship tactics that we definitely forgot to talk about salesmanship tactics. We get off track.

Topics include: The famous grill toilet, human conversation stater Al Jolson, and old meat.