For Scorpios By Scorpios: astrology for beginners

Jordan's Virgo wife Kelsey is back and this time she is leading us through one of the newer popular personality tests that people like to use at work: True Colors.

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Timestamps

2:07 -- Horoscopes

7:30 -- Instagram Ad Scams

9:43 -- Truth or Drink

14:44 -- Getting into True Colors

15:30 -- How we each know about True Colors

19:38 -- What the test is, how it's structured, and what the colors mean.

25:40 -- Hot takes about the colors

27:50 -- Matching the colors with astrological signs

29:10 -- How does the test work?

34:04 -- Guessing what order everyone gets: Jordan is bad at it, Leann is very good.

38:00 -- Do we like it? How is it useful?

40:07 -- Where did True Colors originate?

44:00 -- Super Smash and Mario Kart

46:18 -- True colors of the population

47:23 -- Final thoughts

Bibliography

True Colors International

True Colors official pamphlets, test, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Colors_(personality)

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Jordan has no idea what he's in for as Leann takes him for a wild ride into the depths of the Eclipse!

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Timestamps

0:36 -- The ride of your life

0:55 -- NEW icebreaker: Guess the Scorpio!

7:30 -- Elle.com daily Scorpio horoscope (Venus is retrograde)

9:55 -- No Secrets (don't @ us)

12:38 -- Main Topic: Eclipses!

13:10 -- There is a lunar eclipse on June 5th, 2020

13:52 -- What is an eclipse? What's the difference between solar and lunar eclipses?

18:00 -- Ancient Babylonians figured out how to predict eclipses using lunar calendars

19:30 -- Penumbra and umbra and other shadow words

20:46 -- 2020 eclipse dates from Cafeastrology

22:05 -- How different cultures have interpreted solar eclipses

27:00 -- Modern interpretations of eclipses

28:30 -- Jordan makes a guess about eclipses in Astrology

31:09 -- Astrological eclipse description from Allure.com

32:00 -- Cafeastrology's eclipse interpretation is too damn long

33:10 -- Solar eclipse meaning

35:00 -- Lunar eclipses: "let it go, let it flow"

36:32 -- Leann gets hiccups

38:38 -- Eclipses in different signs (Sagittarius): are eclipses ever "fun" tho?

39:30 -- Express yourself and move forward during this eclipse!

40:49 -- The Shadow Self and Zelda

41:56 -- Balancing Sagittarius moon and Gemini sun energies

44:00 -- Art History Corner: "The Eclipse" by Alma Thomas

46:20 -- Jordan tries to roast Leann for being younger than him and she fucking roasts his ass back

47:20 -- more about Alma Thomas and Michelle Obama

48:20 -- Wrap up: let's all confess our crushes and play MASH

Bibliography

https://www.elle.com/horoscopes/daily/a104/scorpio-daily-horoscope/

https://www.space.com/37727-eclipse-superstitions-then-and-now.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse

https://cafeastrology.com/lunationseclipses.html

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/5-8/features/nasa-knows/what-is-an-eclipse-58

https://astrostyle.com/learn-astrology/solar-and-lunar-eclipses/

https://www.allure.com/story/guide-to-lunar-solar-eclipse-dates

https://cafeastrology.com/lunationseclipses.html#lunareclipsejune2020

Jordan breaks down the "Essential Dignities" and what they're supposed to mean and Leann follows along, asking the important questions like, "am I actually goth?"

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Timestamps

00:49 -- Full moon in scorpio Intro

01:14 -- Horoscopes

03:06 -- No Secrets

10:27 -- Dignities: the Essential Dignities

12:47 -- Domicile and Detriments, the most important dignities

16:46 -- Exaltation and Fall (no one knows!)

19:00 -- Explaining degrees

22:10 -- But why these degrees?

24:04 -- Triplicities

26:44 -- Day charts vs night charts and ruling planets

31:54 -- Terms (or bounds) is the next ridiculous dignity

33:45 -- Decans or Faces, the one that makes the most sense

43:50 -- What is all of this? Why is all of this? Why is it so hard?

45:33 -- Jordan has bad taste and Leann dies

46:12 -- How important are the dignities to astrology, according to Jordan?

48:45 -- Outro & Review reading

Bibliography

Wikipedia.org

The Astrology Dictionary

The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

Elle.com

To celebrate 30 episodes, Jordan and Leann kick back and relax, discussing astrology apps, learning each other's secrets, and taking Buzzfeed quizzes.

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Timestamps

1:00 -- Voices and Characters

2:04 -- Intro to our Dirty Thirty

4:00 -- The Pattern App and Leann getting hacked

11:30 -- Conspiracies around Zoom and recording calls

13:02 -- No Secrets

18:47 -- Buzzfeed Quiz: What Your Pizza Order Says About You https://www.buzzfeed.com/kelleydunlap/what-your-pizza-order-says-about-you

22:46 -- Truth or Drink

29:27 -- Buzzfeed Quiz: Which Three Marvel Characters Are You A Combo Of? https://www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick/three-marvel-characters-are-you-a-combo-of-quiz

37:14 -- What's Our Favorite Episode?

39:18 -- Dear Listener Inbox

Comedian Bri Pruett joins Jordan and Leann and walks them through astrology's occult cousin, the Tarot!

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Timestamps

00:43 — Review from Stitcher

02:20 — Horoscopes from Elle.com

04:48 — Intro for our guest Bri Pruett

08:40 — Bri is a textbook Pisces

10:15 — Stellar: every person Bri has had sex with organized by their astrological sign

12:00 — Hot takes about signs

13:15 — Scorpio sex take

15:30 — Tarot

19:08 — Bri's history with tarot and how she picks a question

24:30 — Bri prefers tarot over astrology

26:39 — Playing cards and the history and makeup of tarot

29:09 — D&D corner

31:24 — Bri Pruett slams Wine Country which is a movie Leann Liked

32:18 — You read what you want to read in the cards

33:13 — The different types of decks

38:50 — Astrology and Tarot together

43:12 — The cards when they're reversed

47:50 — Tarot as a tool

49:00 — Bri reads the Tarot for us

62:25 — Bri signs off

63:35 — Leann and Jordan sign off

Bibliography

Crystal Clear Reflections: https://crystal-reflections.com/tarot3/

Leann and Jordan finally talk to a professional astrologer, Catherine Urban, and share their experiences!

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Timestamps

00:40 -- How did we find Catherine Urban Astrology?

03:08 -- Jordan and Leann's approaches to the session

04:15 -- What really stands out in Leann's chart? Mars.

05:37 -- Leann's going to be feeling Venus in Virgo energies. What?

08:24 -- Gift giving and Virgo

10:26 -- Leann doesn't relate to being a cancer moon

11:44 -- The jargon of astrology, cusps, and conjuncts

12:51 -- Jordan's experience: he didn't ask anything specific but he didn't want to talk about his career

13:45 -- Jordan IS NOT a cusp!

16:10 -- Explaining the non-cusp-nature with chart rulers and planets

17:10 -- Jupiter and chart rulers

17:41 -- Jordan has a lot of important things in Scorpio

19:29 -- Leann's Mars in Scorpio

19:57 -- Jordan's Venus conjunct Pluto and Leann's Mercury conjunct Pluto in Scorpio

21:46 -- Mercury in Scorpio and retrograde for Jordan

22:38 -- Jordan wants to know if there's anything fun and sexy about Scorpio

23:43 -- Capricorn and Scorpio are the two most serious signs

24:54 -- Overall, what Jordan and Leann thought of the experience

30:07 -- Therapy vs. astrology

33:00 -- Wrapping up

Jordan and Leann finally confront their arch nemesis sign, Capricorn, with guest Hannah Kenny who helps bridge the gap and bring them into the Capricorn fold.

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Timestamps

00:57 — Hannah Kenny intro about Capricorns and astrology

04:26 — Hannah is a Leo rising and Leann yes "yep"

05:28 — Hannah's take on Hogwarts Houses

08:40 — Leo as a rising sign

09:22 — How Hannah and Leann met

11:19 — A Great and Terrible Beauty

13:41 — Leann was Hannah's babysitter, that's canon

16:23 — No Secrets with Hannah and Jordan

18:45 — Hannah calls us out about hating Capricorns

20:10 — Why don't we like Capricorns?

23:46 — Description of Capricorn and being Business

28:40 — What DO you relate to with being a Capricorn?

29:51 — What other signs don't you want to be?

30:55 — Capricorn sea goat and myths

37:20 — Devils and goats

40:50 — Rams vs goats

44:37 — More on Capricorn

46:25 — Capricorn resonating with strong sense of society

48:50 — Capricorn is a first string choice

49:35 — Horoscopes

55:40 — Final thoughts

Bibliography

Co—Star

Elle.com

The Secret Language of Astrology by Roy Gillett

Wikipedia.org

Jordan and Leann sit down with Mallory Flynn to learn about the Enneagram (9 Types) personality test. They discover their types while getting absolutely dragged by the descriptions, Dear Listeners.

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Timestamps

00:57 — Introducing Mallory Flynn

05:08 — Mallory is a Scorpio Moon

9:34 — Co—Star notifications

11:40 — Horoscopes

15:15 — Email Inbox

17:20 — Enneagram: what is it?

19:27 — Enneagram and the work place

21:50 — the Types

26:00 — room to grow in your personality

28:19 — finishing types

28:55 — assigning the types their zodiac signs

30:44 — Jordan's type — The individualist or Tortured Artist

34:06 — What is the Goal of the Enneagram?

40:00 — wings

41:36 — Leann's type —The Achiever or The Winner

46:24 — Mallory's type — The Partier or the Enthusiast

49:40 — types as kids

50:00 — variants

54:16 — final thoughts

57:00 —outro

Bibliography

https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test

Millenneagram: The Enneagram Guide for Discovering Your Truest, Baddest Self by Hannah Paasch

Jordan and Leann welcome the man with the vicious V, Jon Rogers (Write Songs, You Idiot | The Ground Is Lava), and talk about what the fuck Aries are supposed to look like.

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Listen to Write Songs, You Idiot

Listen to The Ground Is Lava

Timestamps

00:52 — Jon intro and how he knows Jordan

4:55 — Leann digs deep and tries to pry

7:22 — Jon and Astrology

9:18 — Horoscopes

11:50 — Working from Home

12:50 — Jon's Chart (what is anything? Is Jon a virgin?)

14:12 — Virgo Rising and Jordan and Jon flirt a lot

15:40 — Jon is a frail stick boy and how Aries are supposed to look

19:16 — Jordan and Jon think they're SOoOOOOo FuNnY

20:49 — Aries in Mythology

22:49 — Aries Personality Traits

28:00 — Holding grudges and small gestures

30:17 — Jon makes a big gesture

32:01 — Love and Aries

34:25 — Famous people who were Aries and Vincent van Gogh

35:54 — Sexual Virility and Aries: yay or nay?

37:25 — Moon in Libra

37:50 — Dating in the modern age and dating in Aries

42:50 — CUSP

46:06 — Getting back to the V

46:48 — Jon's slippers

49:16 — How does Jon feel about being an Aries?

51:40 — Outro

Bibliography

Elle.com Daily Horoscope

The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

The Secret Language of Astrology by Roy Gillett

Leann and Jordan finish their hyper speed journey through the history of astrology and land somewhere near the present after talking about the fall of the Romans, witchy queens, and war.

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Timestamps

00:44 – intro

1:00 — Scorpio moments?

3:16 – Horoscopes

5:43 — No Secrets: Truth or Drink

8:58 — Quarantine Inquiry & Stats

13:20 — Diving back into history with the Romans

16:40 — Constantine, Christianity, and Greco-Roman paganism

19:30 — Augustine and Twins

20:40 — library at Alexandria

21:50 — Arab empires and western knowledge

23:01 — Early Islam and astrology

24:38 — mongols and art history corner

28:27 — Christianity and Astrology

38:01 — how astrology played a role in really famous things and people's lives in the 15th to 17th century, first: Black Death

33:30 — Catherine de Medici, Queen of France

35:00 — Hippocrates

35:45 — Queen Elizabeth I, England + Shakespeare

36:32 — Johannes Kepler and Galileo

38:25 — Enlightenment & Revolution

42:00 — war!!!!!!! Rationalism fails forever

45:55 — where are we? What are we doing? War is bad.

48:00 — all the way to the 1970s and then zipping back to the 1930s and star signs

51:42 — modern astrology vs original Babylonian stuff

53:00 — our final thoughts

53:56 POPE FRANCIS IS ARGENTINIAN NOT BRAZILIAN, NOT ITALIAN. SORRY FOLKS. Brazil does have the most Catholic people of any country in the world though.

56:04 — our final final thoughts

Bibliography

https://www.elle.com/horoscopes/daily/a104/scorpio-daily-horoscope/

The Secret Language of Astrology by Roy Gillett

Horoscope of Prince Iskandar