Finnish melodic pop Metal for you here. Stu brings the power for 2014.

 

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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Stu Perry smashing in two bottles of wine before we record! Enjoy this rambling masterpiece. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all.

Thanks to Ro Karen for the awesome photo-shopping.

Another odd one for your here from far right field, and we don't just mean Pat Boone.

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Yeah, we're doin' Tina. Deal with it.

 

Official Tina

We all know St Andrew was rock. He rode two sharks lashed together whilst flicking the metal horns and windmilling as he cruised. Happy St Andrews day to our friends to the North.

And yes, Kerry King is not Scottish. Cheers for writing.

 

Visit Scotland

I've been sat here for ages thinking what to type. I don't want to spoil it for Avengers or over sell it to Haters. Push this in your ears and see what falls out.

 

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This week Will and Stu review Testament. Yup. Snappy.

 

Get some Testament up ya

Boz, Will and Joe are three rocky roads that meet. Where do these roads come from and why do these travellers seem so out of breath? All we know is that they've gone on holiday to the sleepy mountain retreat of Vengeance Falls.

 

Get your copy of Vengeance Falls...and T-Shirt! Why not?

 

 

Who The Fuck Are We to pass judgement on one of our finest exports?

 

Who's Official

Our 100% official 200th Show. We make such a big deal about it that we convincingly pretend to not even acknowledge it. You'd have thought we didn't even realise. At least we celebrate it with the awesome Clutch.

 

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