Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?

THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!

Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.

this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend

See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.

See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.

J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.

It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.

This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.

let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama cough

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