on this weeks episode- we’re breaking up! sike, we’re just on a break. and you know who else should take a break? men on social media that can’t take no for an answer. yall should take a break too from being weirdos. we’re going on a juice cleanse, trying to cleanse our minds and our bodies so if you get cleansed from our lives also, that’s not our problem. see yall in a month! 

on this weeks episode we got too drunk and talked for 30 min and that’s it ok sorry guys 

on this weeks episode - we are so ready for fall that we’ve just decided to take a break and enjoy it without y’all, but don’t worry we come back just in time to tell you all about our fall activities. jourdyne is running high, literally, and kait can’t leave her house anymore. J is getting off meds, kait should get on them, and all in all- ross and rachel were ON A BREAK 

on this weeks episode- miley cyrus is front and center of conversation. diving into exes, and the respect you have to have for them. growing up isn’t that scary as long as you’re growing! continue to grow and learn everyday and stop letting things of the past dictate your future 

on this weeks episode - the only thing we have to say is that you never know how silly you can get until you do it

on this weeks episode- our champagne aunt Robyn joins us, in place of katy girl this week. We talk about our favorite day of the year aka J day aka the dirty 31 aka Jourdynes birthday aka a basically national holiday. Though J might take accountability for what happens when she goes J 2.0, that doesn’t mean everyone else can do the same for themselves. Gentle parenting is important but not as important as knowing the difference between being blinded- and being blindsided 

on this weeks episode- it’s a whole lot of everything. we go into our favorite shows, our new drinks to try, and all the upcoming plans for J Day 

on this weeks episode - we dive into the do’s and don’ts of cheating- spoiler alert they’re all don’ts. last week we chatted about bachelorette parties and how they’re a disaster, and this time we go into bachelor parties and how spending 10k and bringing your buddies along with you probably isn’t the best way to start a marriage. there’s a level system to all of this and we’ll explain along the way. we get way too intimate with our ladies bits (is that the right term to use for our coochies?) and how we could very well all have different taste in men if some things changed 

on this weeks episode- come on barbie let’s go party! if you haven’t seen the new Barbie movie yet, please get out from under the rock you’re living in and watch the cinematic masterpiece. we dive into how all bachelorette trips are cursed and we need to get know why. is it the people? is it the family? what’s causing these bachelorette weekends to be so horrible?! 

on this weeks episode- it’s a shit show, per usual. just because men are men- DOES NOT mean you have a right to cheat on your wife. men are essentially the worst, we’re tired of giving any fucks and i’m really not quite sure we know where Canada starts.